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by balletomaniac on October 30th, 2009
"Back at you!"
by Perryman on October 30th, 2009
I would say, " Thank you, that is correct.
I am a Bible reader and I understand that".
by -Icy- on October 30th, 2009
he loves you as well.
by sm00z on October 30th, 2009
I better add him to my friends' list before it gets to be too late.
by Anonymous on October 30th, 2009
Likewise.
by contraryone on October 30th, 2009
I get that all the time at work and I always respond "Thank you and he loves you too"
by His Lordship... has left on October 30th, 2009
I am already seeing someone. Tell him thank you, but no.
by Anonymous T on October 30th, 2009
"That's nice, but I'm heterosexual." ;)
by Nick A Balloon on October 30th, 2009
I would answer: Err.. kay.
Depending on the mood, I´d might ad "Good for him."
by Dodgy Dog in a Sable COAT on October 30th, 2009
I know. I don't need you to tell me.
by SmallTownCelebrity on October 30th, 2009
"I don't have any money to give you."
by Mikeisha on October 30th, 2009
I'd definitely smile and probably tell you that He loves you, too.
by strange1 still in pb on October 30th, 2009
id git ma gun an shoot him dead
by sharpie on October 30th, 2009
Oh you mean that "dead guy" that never existed? I'm sure he loved everything considering he could turn water into wine so he was probably wasted 24 hours a day, and I'm sure that he loved everything because of that...So im nothing special...The "man" you worship is a drunk.
by The Anonymous Witch on October 30th, 2009
i would say ---"you can display your limited intelligence and gullibillity if you want ,,,, but please don't assume i share it. " ;-)
by The Gay Expositor Avenges His Lordship on October 30th, 2009
"Aliens want to probe you!"
by Glovebox on October 30th, 2009
But everyone else thinks i'm a cock :)
by Wynper on October 30th, 2009
I am not a Bible thumper myself but I don't believe in being rude wither unless of course I am pushed. If the person is a casual acquaintance I might just smile, nod and move on.
I was preached to once in a store where an employee opened with that line and then wouldn't stop with the Jesus chatter. They perhaps felt I needed saving? She kept it up despite my clear signals that I wasn't interested. I reported it to the management.
by Brian on October 30th, 2009
I'd say, "I'm not into 2,000-years old guys and I'm happily married, so get out of here and take your misguided dating service with you!"
by Self Consuming Cannibal on January 26th, 2010
I would say, "tell Jesus I appreciate that and all, but for the last time I am not gay!" lol
by themyelinsheath on January 14th, 2010
You can't prove that!
by Pilgrim on January 8th, 2010
+Where are you getting your information and prove it.
by Pilgrim on January 8th, 2010
+Where are you getting your information and prove it.
by Marky Mark on December 23rd, 2009
"OK. But the question is...Do you?"
by evandad on October 30th, 2009
What happened with Madonna?
by Terry on October 30th, 2009
I'd say "Yes, I know and he loves you too!"
by Pearls..loves diamonds too on October 30th, 2009
And he loves you too...+5
by Mr. Black on October 30th, 2009
Really?
by LuLu on October 30th, 2009
I say "Thank you and Jesus love you too!"
by tuvw on October 30th, 2009
Thank you.
by Razzle-Fratchit on October 30th, 2009
Say, "I know ... but is he pleased with you?"
by bolwerk on October 30th, 2009
"Quick, throw him a towel. He's coming!"
by lovestocook on October 30th, 2009
If a stranger said it - I would say, have a nice day.
None of my friends or family would say that.
by -NUNYA-- on October 30th, 2009
Back atcha! Have a good day!! +5
by de Joisey on October 30th, 2009
Coo coo ka choo
by BabyRottie on October 30th, 2009
I don't say anything... I don't need any reminders.
by Simply Salsa... on October 30th, 2009
"No he doesn't."
by Jacques on October 30th, 2009
Gouranga! Cowabunga!
by Sunshine in a COAT of Sunshine on October 30th, 2009
I would say "Yes I do believe he does."
by Roberto45 on October 30th, 2009
Someone simply greeted yourself - crocks.
by ChuckExAnon on October 30th, 2009
Thank you...but I already know that. And...it's something that happens to be between Him and me. And I also happen to like it that way.
+5
by Conor on October 30th, 2009
I'd say so does my mother.
by Gingerminx on October 30th, 2009
That would depend on who was saying it. Any of my friends or relatives would not say that to me so I must assume it is a stranger, in which case I would respond with, " Good for him" and then I would walk away as that would not be someone I would want to get to know.
by Merriment on October 30th, 2009
Bye-bye.
by Macy Havok on October 30th, 2009
this happened to me with a packet of chinese seaweed. Under the nutritional values, it said "Jesus Loves you". It was an interesting approach to spreading the word of Jesus.
by wan4equality on October 30th, 2009
The only way to answer is by getting to know Jesus for yourself. And He really does Loves You and I. Fascinating, isn't it?
by Grant aka Guybrush Threepwood on October 30th, 2009
"yeah i know, but does he have to be so rough in bed?"
by manywords on February 8th, 2010
I know.
by Libertarian_Fella on February 1st, 2010
I'd say "I've never met the guy."
by amymaria on January 28th, 2010
i would say...'i know, thankyou'
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thanks.
by Anonomous on October 30th, 2009