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DukeG
ANSWERS: 30
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just stop dipping them in the salt in my belly button its for my chips
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yes, I hate that..makes the bed disgusting..
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you made that mess, you lie in it!!!!!
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No!! but clean the mess after finishing it.
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Nope I am just going to put the hoover knozzle under the duvet to get those crumbs! That will teach you! +5
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after you clean up all the crumbies, you are in big trouble!
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If you share them with me, you can stay!
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You betcha...I don't want to have crumby dreams.
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Nope. I don't know who's bed this is anyway and why I'm in it with you. I've got bigger issues to deal with than some cracker crumbs at this point.
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Yes, go eat them in kitchen or living room, and pick up your mess!
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if you pick up afterwards, you can stay. and don't forget to cover up the bed with newspaper!!!
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Naah.. the cockroaches will eat them
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yep, no eating in my bed...
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as long as you don't spend the whole night~
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mmmmm im usually nice but u gotta promise u will clean the crumbs afterwords because i dont want any ants interrupting my sleep later,ok?
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hell yes!
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Dude, you'd better get out of my bed before the dogs notice you... Actually, before I notice you. So, YES. Even if you WEREN'T eating crackers I'd kick you out. (Because cleaning blood off the mattress is such a pain. I'd rather clean it off the floor.) (And don't be surprised that if my wife finds you there, she kicks you in the 'nads!)
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No - but when your done - I'm changing the sheets
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Just clean up the crumbs. +5 Duke
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youbetcha
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no, but the bed bugs "mite".
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No, but Bert might throw a hissy fit when he returns.
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i willl join u and we both will eat crackers :)
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No, but my dog will bite the shit out of you - it's her bed as well.
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oh yeh, i'll max slap you till you get out :P hahaha
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I'd cover you with chocolate and marshmallow and then make you roll over the bed to make you into a giant s'more.
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I think my dogs would eat all of your crackers and you wouldnt get any:)
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Nope but you get to sleep in the crumbs.
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Nope I'm sleeping on the couch.
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Yes,but not before I coat you in peanut butter and roll you in them!
Veronica 
Thriftymaid 
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