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Did they look like this? http://www.christoj.com/pics/2003-10-ItalaSwaz/Zebra-Itala19aFunny.JPG
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As soon as the medication kicks in. Good one Moley! +3
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go back to sleep and when you wake they will be gone. ;)
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Why not put a saddle on one and go for a ride? Seems like it would be quite an adventure.
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Ma'am, I am the founder and CEO of the 501c3 World Coalition for the Zebra Migration Pattern Specialists. The zebra are to remain parked in your lounge until they mosey onto other territories. Since they have ventured onto your property, you are legally required to provide them safe haven, adequate grazing material, and a steady flow of fresh water, according to code 12.5.13 of the WCZMPS (Waclezy-Mumps). You will know they are gone when you no longer have to dodge them to get to the kitchen. +5
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Go back to sleep, you haven't slept it off yet.
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Once your hallucinogens wear off, they'll be gone. =)
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Lift up the top of the policeman's head and you will find a sea shell. Put it to your ear and a chorus of squirrels will sing you the answer.
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ok. i'd try this. go to your nearest costume shop. rent a lion's outfit. put it on. return to your lounge. if the zebra's are still there after you make your appearance, schedule a zoological ophthalmologist to treat their visual problems and repeat with the costume. or, stay off the LSD or get back on the booze. good luck with those wild zebras! :)
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If you have a mini bar in your house, then pour each of them a campari and soda on the rocks and hopefully they will leave after that.
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Take what it takes, I would strongly suggest: if there is a policeman around, stop when you see the zebra crossing.
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I can't help you on the subject of removal of zebras,but I know when an elephant's been in my fridge!!! [.....]
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How long depends upon what kind of zebras they are. Are they black with white stripes, or white with black stripes? If the former about 2 weeks, if the latter about a fortnight. But if they're technicolor, all bets are off. Hire a hyena instead.
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They have drugs for that, you know. ;-)
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