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"Don't worry, you can keep your pants on. We stopped doing anal probes in the 1980's. Now we just enter through the nose."
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That you'd have to believe there are rocks on uranus, which everyone knows can't exsist on a gaseous planet , but I've been too Uranus and it has rings around it and spins on its side, which to me, is far sexier traits to have in a planert.....blah blah blha yappp add nasuem
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He'd give me the winning mega millions lottery numbers!
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people who switched to allstate saved an average of $413.
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My alien gave me Chicklets. . http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/song/Ufo/3943348
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Where the hell is that little shit? Phoning home in the middle if the night to come and pick him up on some god forsaken planet!
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"Beam me up -- there's no intelligent life on this planet."
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it was pretty scary when the landed, then the door on the spaceship opened up and it was Smiling BoB, he said they finally kicked my butt off of this planet but i found some new friends to sell Enzyte to, he smiled and got back in the ship and it took off.
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Mine said Geico was a rip off. He bundled his house and ship together and saved a whopping 5% with Allstate. He liked the cavemen, though. He also waned to know where he could get 2,000 gallons of radiator fluid. THe Klingons found his, er, space signature. +5
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I am Cornholieo! Take me to your bung hole!
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