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  • Well it makes as much sense as cretinism... I mean creationism
  • huh? http://www.legaljuice.com/huh%20huh%20what%20the%20hell%20wtf%20.gif
  • This is why the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) was created in 2005, by Bobby Henderson in an open letter to the Kansas State Board of Education prior to the Kansas evolution hearings as an argument against the teaching of intelligent design in biology classes. Here is the letter: http://www.venganza.org/about/open-letter Mr. Henderson explained, "I don't have a problem with religion. What I have a problem with is religion posing as science." Many Christians agree that intelligent design should not be taught in the class room and the FSM was a unique way of putting across a point. With love in Christ.
  • Sure, more the merrier. How about the one that we used to be primates and big foot is our cousin but shat us out as there was not enough of him to reproduce? Very recluse is the great pa and family
  • There is no alternative theory to the Theory of Evolution. A scientific theory is much more than an offhand assertion, hypothesis, or belief. When you speak of "alternative theories" you're most likely thinking of beliefs, not theories. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theory  
  • We were once Hobbits, but when Middle-Earth was divided between the Hobbits and the Faeries and the Gnomes, we grew increasingly taller and became men...and women. Frodo Baggins was a distant ancestor of mine. I can trace my lineage back to Frodo and Bilbo. Oh, the Ring is still in my family, but it is hidden away where no-one can find it.
  • Actually we were created by monkeys, seeing as how they're the ones with the opposable thumbs. The fact that we don't see it that way is just God "making wise men into fools".
  • There is no evidence to suggest we came from magical dog poop. What a sham! Everyone knows we were born from a Cosmic Egg in the Before Times!

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