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Q:What was Tigger doing in the toilet? A:looking for pooh!
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Will you forget me in a day? (he says no, hopefully) Will you forget me in a month? (he says no) Will you forget me in a year? (he says no) Knock knock....(he says who's there) You forgot me already?
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The joke depends on how old he is???
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Knock, knock Who's there? Thistle who? Thistle have to hold you until dinner's ready. Knock, knock. Who's there? Woo. Woo, who? Don't get so excited, it's just a joke. Knock, knock Who's There? Cow-go Cow-go Who? No, Cow go MOO!!! go to this site theres ALOT of funny ones there for kids!!! http://www.jokesnjokes.net
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My son came home from school when he was about that age, and asked if I wanted to hear a joke, which scared me LOL..I said Umm ok. He said "What is small, white and crawls up your leg" I said I give up and he said "Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice" LOL..
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What did one snowman say to another?... Everything smells like carrots.
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What did the policeman say to his undershirt? You're under a vest.
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a religious man is drowning. a man comes along and asks if the man needs help. the man sais"no thank you the lord will save me." another man comes along and sais "do you need any help?" the drowning man sais"no thanks, the lord will save me." the drowning man dies. he asks the lord why didnt he save him? the lord sais " i sent two men to save you, you dummy!!"( if this is offencive plz tell me, and im sorry if it is)
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How do you make a kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it.
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You: Pete and repete were in a boat. Pete fell out who is left? Son: Repete You: Pete and repete were in a boat. Pete fell out who is left? (this can go on for a while if the person is really slow at getting jokes) Its best to tall it to a person named pete... every time you see him!
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A man walked into a bar And said OUCH
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Where do you find a duck with no legs? Where you left it! Have I told you about the joke with three holes? Well, Well, Well...
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what time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? time to get a new fence! why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow? he didn't want to fall into the hot chocolate!
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News report: all the toilets at the police station have been stolen -the police say they have nothing to go on....
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What did one elevator say to the other? "I think I'm coming down with something!"
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Did you hear about the magic tractor? It went down the road and turned into a field. Wagga wagga.
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Question: What's the best way to catch a squirrel? Answer: Climb up a tree and act like a nut!
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What do you call a fly with no wings? ...A walk.
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Why couldn't the little boy go watch the pirate movie? It was rated "AAAARRRGGGGHHHH" *thats a pirate argh!*
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On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it. "Be still, my heart," thought the doctor, "my daughter wants to follow in my footsteps!" Then Mary spoke into the instrument: "Welcome to McDonald's. May I take you order?"
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where do you take a sick horse?.... to the horsepital (stupid, maybe.. but it used to be my favoirte when i was a kid)
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soo too muffins are in an oven and muffin 1 says "whew its sure is getting warm in here" and the other muffin says "omg a talking muffin" lol that jk made me crack up 1st time i heard it.
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What's brown and sticky? A stick!
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Teacher: Simon can you spell your name backwards? Simon: No Mis! Teacher: Tony, can you spell your name backwards? Tony: Yes, Y Not! What did the pencil say to the rubber? Take me to your ruler! Those 2, good?
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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the heck was that all about?"
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yo mama so old, i told her to act her age and she died. u dont have to say yo mama since u r the mom so u can say some other person
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Why does a gorilla have such big nostrils? -Because he has big fingers!! What's big, green, fuzzy, has four legs, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill you? -A pool table! What do you call cheese that isn't yours? -Nacho cheese! What do Eskimos get when they sit on the ice for too long? -Polaroids Why did the bubble gum cross the road? -Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot. Why did the turkey cross the road? -To prove he wasn't chicken! How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? -Two, but I don't know how they got in there! Silly enough for you? :)
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A bloke was last night shot in a row over a carpet. Police suspect it may have been RUG RELATED.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because there weren't any chickens in those days
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How do you get Peakachu on a bus? Pokemon. (poke him on) My nephew loved that one!
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What weighs 5,000 lbs and wears glass slippers? Cinderelephant. Why don't elephants ride bikes? They don't have a thumb to ring the bell.
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I want a hair cut please. Certainly, which one!
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Two cows are standing in a yard one says to the other " are you worried about the mad cow disease?" and the other say " No, I'm not worried, I'm a horse!"
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Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh.... MOOOOOOOO (Interrupting them when they're asking who?) My son loves that one!
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How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it! (Unique.. you sneak...) How do you catch a tame rabbit? You tame up on it! No! Tame way, unique up on it. xD That's the second thing they're thinking. And: Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrup-- Mooooo!
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One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class. He stood up in front of the class and said, "Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?" After a minute or so of silence, a young man stood up. "Well, hello there sir. So you actually think you're a moron?" the professor asked. The kid replied, "No sir, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."
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How old is he? Seems to take a while for kids to understand what a joke is
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a woman had three chirldren one child came up and said mom why did you name me petal?' the mother answered because a petal landed on your head when you were born' the secound child said why is my name rose?' the mom answerd because a rose landed on you when you were born the thrid child said bocf chgthgt dhgftg ctyfujk tdyjj.' the mother said shut up house.
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A lady was eating a mushroom curry then her husband said why is there no chicken in the curry? The lady replied " because theres not mush-room for anything else!!
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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkly? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an aspirin.
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Where do pigs park their cars? In the porking lot...
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Its not a joke but a pick up line. "Your like a wrench, when I see you my nuts tighten."
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When a mommy and daddy love each other very much...
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