- NEW!
by audiogal on March 17th, 2007
Will you forget me in a day? (he says no, hopefully)
Will you forget me in a month? (he says no)
Will you forget me in a year? (he says no)
Knock knock....(he says who's there)
You forgot me already?
by Harro Mique on March 17th, 2007
Q:What was Tigger doing in the toilet?
A:looking for pooh!
by -O-uknow on March 17th, 2007
What did one snowman say to another?... Everything smells like carrots.
by gamergirl on March 17th, 2007
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Thistle who?
Thistle have to hold you until dinner's ready.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Woo.
Woo, who?
Don't get so excited, it's just a joke.
Knock, knock
Who's There?
Cow-go
Cow-go Who?
No, Cow go MOO!!!
go to this site theres ALOT of funny ones there for kids!!!
http://www.jokesnjokes.net
by smart9426 on March 18th, 2007
News report: all the toilets at the police station have been stolen -the police say they have nothing to go on....
by - retroglide - on March 25th, 2007
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the heck was that all about?"
by Cowboy-Matter of Fact on March 17th, 2007
How do you make a kleenex dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
by pigeonpower on March 18th, 2007
What's brown and sticky?
A stick!
by 1luckyducky on March 18th, 2007
soo too muffins are in an oven and muffin 1 says "whew its sure is getting warm in here" and the other muffin says "omg a talking muffin"
lol that jk made me crack up 1st time i heard it.
by Kgsult on March 18th, 2007
On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it. "Be still, my heart," thought the doctor, "my daughter wants to follow in my footsteps!" Then Mary spoke into the instrument: "Welcome to McDonald's. May I take you order?"
by jangobean on March 18th, 2007
What do you call a fly with no wings?
...A walk.
by Anonymous on March 18th, 2007
What did one elevator say to the other?
"I think I'm coming down with something!"
by singwell-is off researching a lot on March 17th, 2007
What did the policeman say to his undershirt?
You're under a vest.
by JUSTNORMAL on March 17th, 2007
My son came home from school when he was about that age, and asked if I wanted to hear a joke, which scared me LOL..I said Umm ok. He said "What is small, white and crawls up your leg" I said I give up and he said "Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice" LOL..
by tamarakh is ready for a vacation on March 25th, 2007
Why does a gorilla have such big nostrils?
-Because he has big fingers!!
What's big, green, fuzzy, has four legs, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill you?
-A pool table!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
-Nacho cheese!
What do Eskimos get when they sit on the ice for too long?
-Polaroids
Why did the bubble gum cross the road?
-Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
-To prove he wasn't chicken!
How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
-Two, but I don't know how they got in there!
Silly enough for you? :)
by Area51 on March 18th, 2007
Why couldn't the little boy go watch the pirate movie?
It was rated "AAAARRRGGGGHHHH" *thats a pirate argh!*
by Anonymous on March 18th, 2007
Question: What's the best way to catch a squirrel? Answer: Climb up a tree and act like a nut!
by hijklmno on March 18th, 2007
Did you hear about the magic tractor? It went down the road and turned into a field.
Wagga wagga.
by wobalome on March 18th, 2007
A man walked into a bar
And said OUCH
by Will Smith on March 17th, 2007
a religious man is drowning. a man comes along and asks if the man needs help. the man sais"no thank you the lord will save me." another man comes along and sais "do you need any help?" the drowning man sais"no thanks, the lord will save me." the drowning man dies. he asks the lord why didnt he save him? the lord sais " i sent two men to save you, you dummy!!"( if this is offencive plz tell me, and im sorry if it is)
by blondecowgirl865 loves NC bbq on March 18th, 2007
where do you take a sick horse?.... to the horsepital (stupid, maybe.. but it used to be my favoirte when i was a kid)
by bigwrestler on February 20th, 2009
Its not a joke but a pick up line.
"Your like a wrench, when I see you my nuts tighten."
by Big B on February 20th, 2009
Where do pigs park their cars?
In the porking lot...
by Mark Hardy on July 15th, 2008
One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class.
He stood up in front of the class and said, "Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?"
After a minute or so of silence, a young man stood up.
"Well, hello there sir. So you actually think you're a moron?" the professor asked.
The kid replied, "No sir, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."
by bigmamma on November 16th, 2007
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh....
MOOOOOOOO (Interrupting them when they're asking who?)
My son loves that one!
by .....----- on July 7th, 2007
Two cows are standing in a yard
one says to the other " are you worried about the mad cow disease?"
and the other say " No, I'm not worried, I'm a horse!"
by Shane5 on March 25th, 2007
yo mama so old, i told her to act her age and she died. u dont have to say yo mama since u r the mom so u can say some other person
by dat_tweety_lubber on March 18th, 2007
Teacher: Simon can you spell your name backwards?
Simon: No Mis!
Teacher: Tony, can you spell your name backwards?
Tony: Yes, Y Not!
What did the pencil say to the rubber?
Take me to your ruler!
Those 2, good?
by Midnighttoker on March 18th, 2007
what time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? time to get a new fence! why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow? he didn't want to fall into the hot chocolate!
by QueenAlith on March 18th, 2007
Where do you find a duck with no legs?
Where you left it!
Have I told you about the joke with three holes?
Well, Well, Well...
by specialsilverware on March 18th, 2007
You: Pete and repete were in a boat. Pete fell out who is left?
Son: Repete
You: Pete and repete were in a boat. Pete fell out who is left?
(this can go on for a while if the person is really slow at getting jokes)
Its best to tall it to a person named pete... every time you see him!
by pam i am on July 7th, 2007
What weighs 5,000 lbs and wears glass slippers?
Cinderelephant.
Why don't elephants ride bikes?
They don't have a thumb to ring the bell.
by Anonymous on July 7th, 2007
I want a hair cut please. Certainly, which one!
by anonymous on July 7th, 2007
How do you get Peakachu on a bus?
Pokemon. (poke him on)
My nephew loved that one!
by ChelseaMark on April 6th, 2007
A bloke was last night shot in a row over a carpet.
Police suspect it may have been RUG RELATED.
by frolik on November 16th, 2007
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it! (Unique.. you sneak...)
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
You tame up on it! No! Tame way, unique up on it. xD That's the second thing they're thinking.
And:
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrup--
Mooooo!
by Amphetamine is alone again on July 7th, 2007
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because there weren't any chickens in those days
by dreams always come true on November 25th, 2008
a woman had three chirldren one child came up and said mom why did you name me petal?' the mother answered because a petal landed on your head when you were born' the secound child said why is my name rose?' the mom answerd because a rose landed on you when you were born the thrid child said bocf chgthgt dhgftg ctyfujk tdyjj.' the mother said shut up house.
by 404 on February 20th, 2009
When a mommy and daddy love each other very much...
by Sid on February 20th, 2009
Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkly?
Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an aspirin.
by Natalie K on February 20th, 2009
A lady was eating a mushroom curry then her husband said why is there no chicken in the curry? The lady replied " because theres not mush-room for anything else!!
by JUSTNORMAL on March 17th, 2007
The joke depends on how old he is???
by Anonymous on November 24th, 2008
How old is he?
Seems to take a while for kids to understand what a joke is
Finish this joke! Jesus, Hitler and Popeye walk into a bar....
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Ever pretended to laugh with, as you laughed at?
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Comments
This is funny! +5
by firecracr on March 17th, 2007
I will have to try this on my niece. I like it.
by Yeux on March 18th, 2007
Aaw, my mom used to always tell that one to me! Love it!
by bigmamma on November 16th, 2007