Cheap "Angel Soft" toilet paper...not quite sandpaper, but close.

The best! My ass deserves it!

I will take generic drugs if needed as to not waste valuable currency. I will eat brand-less foods to hold budgets within reason. I will buy the cheapest gasoline for my car. But somewhere, sometimes it's time to stand your ground and settle for nothing less than the best. I proudly establish that high ground with my choice of toilet paper. I too posses an ass that deserves nothing less than the finest products developed by mankind. Granted, mankind has yet to reach perfection on so many levels but I firmly believe that if we are to ever reach the pinnacle of our development as a society we must continue to relentlessly pursue perfection and settle for nothing less. I'm proud to stand with those great minds who endeavor to push the edge of technology beyond world class to the next level that yet lies beyond the horizon. Clear to all great minds it that forefront, the tip of the spear, must be pointed in that direction and we must continue to push forward tirelessly. My greatest hope is that the legislative bodies of The United States of America will realize the importance of this endeavor and see fit to attach a munificent endowment to the Health Bill, now being reviewed in the Congress to further cheer success with this noble endeavor.

Coupons rule m'dear. Anything on sale for which I have coupons I buy! Brand loyalty? When were the manufacturers loyal to me? :)

I get the good stuff, I hate having "accidents" with the cheap single ply paper that you can see through !! lol :)

I prefer washing to using toilet papers. Washing with water appears more hygienic to me.

Nice soft white with Aloe vera, Its actually in a cheap shop but sooooo nice.lol I am a delicate flower, deserving of gentle treatment, especially in the arse department.., We have arses not asses in UK. Thy neighbours ass along with his ox being what you must not covet. lol

The one that is loved by my wife's butt.

i buy captain kirk toilet paper . it's the best for wipeing clingons from uranus . ;-)

I definitely buy the good stuff, Scotts' brand the one with the 1000 sheets, i stay away from that cheap stuff, LOL, wwwhhhuuuffff that stuff hurts.