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Only one. Why did the chicken cross the road? Give me your best answer!
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Not many, but they apparently know lots. They're always cackling between themselves.
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Farmer comes home carrying a chicken under his arm. As he passes his wife seated on the couch he says: "This is the pig I have sex with every time you have a head-ache." Wife says: "That's not a pig, stupid. That's a chicken!" Farmer replies: "I wasn't speaking to you."
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