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  • Be guided by the joke she tells, FIRST, before you tell one. The kind she tells you, will determine the kind you should tell her, +5
  • The Aristocrats
  • that my friend is up to you
  • I'm more of the kind to sit and wait and figure out what kind of person she is before i go for the joke. Then again, I'm also kind of the person who doesn't hold back on the joke, regardless of how un-pc it is... So just go for what fits the mood and atmosphere. Be yourself and enjoy
  • what do you say to a woman with two black eyes? nothing- you've already told her twice. yep im sure that'll go down a treat!
  • Well unless They are either Muslim,from the Middle East, or are sympathetic to the plight of the palastinian people th Posted August 03, 2004 11:32 AM When Osama bin Laden died, he was met at the pearly gates by George Washington, who slapped him across the face and yelled: "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!" Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted: "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed." James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said: "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!" Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Osama with a long cane and snarled: "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence." The beatings and thrashing continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 64 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader. As Osama lay bleeding and in pain, an angel appeared. Bin Laden wept and said: "This is not what you promised me." The angel replied: "I told you there would be 70 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said? is should get a few laughs

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