ANSWERS: 8
  • When I was 19 I went on a date with an 18yr old girl. She want to drive she said. So I got in her car and we drove around town for a good hour. She then said she was sick of driving so we went back and got my car and drove some more. She didn't want to go anywhere. about 20min into our drive with my car she threw up all over my car....
  • Oh my, it was years ago. The date consisted of me watching him fumble around with nunchucks and attempting to execute Karate moves. He displaced his kneecap with the nunchucks before the evenings end and we ended up in a minor emergency center. <yawn>
  • I made the mistake of asking a young evangelist out for dinner. What an error. she wanted to convert me, and wouldn't stop telling me that i was bound for hell unless i listened to her...
  • went to a movie... sat there... didn't talk/touch the entire time, spoke for about 5 minutes afterward...O_o...needless to say, he didn't make it to a second date...
  • Well, once a girl I asked out said yes and dumped me a few hours later before we ever even went out. I guess that would be the most boring, and shortest date on record.
  • I think the most boring was a guy who was too attentive to what I wanted to do. He was sooo focused on pleasing me and doing whatever it is that I wanted to do, it made me feel very uncomfortable. At first it was kinda nice, but after a couple of dates, it became very boring.
  • I had a girlfriend that I took to a bar, they gave her giant shots of Gold Schlagger, she then hit on a beautiful woman, asking if she'd ever had a Threesome before, Then the woman tried to strip her in the bathroom cause she was drunk, she later threw up on a cop's shoes and then gave me the booty, "literally" Boring, date... She's been my wife for 13 years now.
  • For two months all we saw was movies either in the theater or at home. At least he know how to cook.

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