Okay, I've kept my mouth shut for days, what kind of trap do I need to catch a troll?
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I'm right here. Give me your best shot. By the way I think your batteries are dead.
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Not like you to keep your mouth shut Jen-Jen! (only joking) Not sure about trolls, but I know what kind of trap you need to catch a haggis... they must be similar creatures. anyway - the haggis is a small creature which lives on mountains in Scotland. But, they only travel clockwise - and as they live on mountains, their left legs are slightly longer than their right legs - that means they can stand upright on a mountainside. Anyway - they are playful little creatures - love chasing and being chased! So to catch one, you need to engage it in a game - just tap it on the shoulder, shout "you're it" and start to run. You must make sure that you run clockwise round the mountain - the haggis will follow, desperate to catch you! Then suddenly, you change direction! The haggis will follow - but... its longer left legs will be at the upper end of the slope, and its shorter right legs will be at the lower end - so the poor little creature will topple over and roll down the mountainside, where you have a friend waiting with a net! And voilà! you have trapped a haggis!
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Open up your trap (mouth) again, that always brings them around, LMAO!! -
Just post a question about trolls and they'll usually crawl out of the woodwork!
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