Jim Croce sang, "You don't tug on Superman's cape. You don't spit into the wind. You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger. And you don't mess around with Jim." - What OTHER things shouldn't you do? (They don't have to rhyme! ... LOL)
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ANSWERS: 12
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you shouldn't hold your tongue between your teeth when assisting a five year old to dress.
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You don't piss off a crazy bitch, you don't burn the buttermilk crepes, you don't dare, ever, pull my finger and you don't yank the cat off the drapes. There you go!
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[ ** I decided to answer question - - didn't know how to erase this quasi-answer -- feel free to flag it anyone ** ] no answer -- sorry--- I just wanted to let you know that I love the sh** out of this song!! I crank it up every time it comes on the radio!! Thanks for reminding me of this song. :) +5
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I shouldn't venture into the Politics and/or Religion categories in AnswerBag!
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Great old song! (except that means I'm old)
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'you don't rock the jukebox'
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You don't urinate in the holy water. You don't talk about Fight Club. You don't eat a 79 cent taco. You don't yell "Manchester sucks!" in an english pub.
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You don't: Shark dive in a suit made of meat. Scr*w a sausage grinder. Sky dive without a 'chute. Eat blue-green meat. Drink from the beer can full of spit. Lick a frozen pole in the winter. P*ss on the third rail. :):):)
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Don't cook bacon in the nude
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Jim here! Croce had it exactly right. Forget about all this other sappy advice and just don't mess around with Jim!
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Eat yellow snow.
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Everything in this song, not by Wierd AL. Falsly aquited to him.
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