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by Anonymous on July 21st, 2009
Take away his credit card.
+5
by DwarfClown on July 21st, 2009
Cut up his credit cards!!! (Hi, my friend!)
by Merriment on July 21st, 2009
Hit him in the peanuts.
by --paw43--is back for now on July 21st, 2009
Take away its credit card.
by Piggle on July 21st, 2009
Slip a trunkquiliser in his tea ;0)
by Ditto on July 21st, 2009
The joke I've heard says to "take away his horns".
by call_me_ishmael on March 4th, 2010
Burst into song! they can't resist Boddy Darin's 'Mack the Knife', trust me he will start dancing
by Twisted Taco on March 4th, 2010
I stand behind you. When they see your face, they'll stop dead on their tracks.
by Sharona Life is a Tale Told by an Idiot on July 21st, 2009
Take away his credit cards. Sorry, just answered before reading second page. You know this already.
by sloroller on July 21st, 2009
Whatever you do, be gentle..because...an elephant never forgets.
by Over and Out on July 21st, 2009
Just say, "STAY"!
by OldCW wears The COAT of the Cosmos on July 21st, 2009
Take away his power adapter and run him on alkaline batteries.
by Spicy Hot on July 21st, 2009
Give it peanuts.
by john pennington on July 21st, 2009
Got one better than that.
Trade his credit card for a debit card.
No charging there.
by ChelseaMark on July 21st, 2009
Don't plug him in.
by dead leaves raked in a pile on July 21st, 2009
it always used to be "dial trunks and reverse the charge"
Now I suppose you call the credit card customer service, complain about poor products or service and get the charge reversed.
by Bull wears a COAT of many colours on July 21st, 2009
I was going to say take away his credit card but, since that's been used several times, how about take away his tab.
by fuckyou on July 21st, 2009
Take away his credit card.
by Marky Mark on July 21st, 2009
Complain about the poor service.
by Spacys back on July 21st, 2009
stand behind Payton
by Max Power on July 21st, 2009
Shoot'em in the face.
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Aye matey...beat me to it. ++++++
by Ironhead on July 21st, 2009
Ba dum bum!...:-D...
by Old School on July 21st, 2009
That joke is oler than any of us.
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So is Payton...
by Anonymous on July 21st, 2009