How many squares of toilett paper do you use to go numero 1?
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ANSWERS: 4
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NONE,,I Stand and Shake And Go On ;)
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None, I just uh...drip dry.
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One square to lift up the toilet seat -dispose of it. One square to unzip my pants - dispose of it. One square to remove my -censored- dispose of it. One square to hold it while I go (I have to think of polar bears to be successful) - dispose of it One square to secure myself back in my pants - dispose of it. One square to zip myself back up - dispose of it. One square to flush the toilett. - dispose of it. Opps, One square to jiggle the handle so it stops. - dispose of it. SO where does that leave us.... looks like 8....wait a minute. One more to put the toilet seat back down...so 9. Unless, there was a dribble, then we are talking rubber gloves and lisol, so I don't think I use any extra paper for that... I am going to say 9 my final answer. oh and you are gross for asking.
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21-1 for each second I spend on the toilet!:0)
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