I have a chainsaw, flannel shirt, high boots and a forest. How do I cut down a tree and make it fall on me? Any ideas welcome, and will it make a sound after I'm crushed and not there anymore?

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de Joisey

a tree takes one look at your flannel shirt and passes out, falling on top of you. It will be a sort of "crunch-snap" sound

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-Icy-

you must put a stake in the ground and tie it off in the direction you will be standing when sawing the sucker.

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