Have you ever told a lie on AB?
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ANSWERS: 100
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My answers are blunt and honest..lol
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Negative. There's no reason to do so. Unless somebody comes along and asks, does my but look big in these pants? and other such won't touch with a 10 foot poll questions :)
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it's all the truth. thats why i ask questions.
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No. If someone lies on AB they dont deserve points for their answer
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I have been unintentionally incorrect, and I have been sarcastic, but I have never lied.
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No, what's there to lie about?
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No! It's true ... I do love you all :)
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Not that I am aware of. I sometimes make sarcastic comments that aren't necessarily true but I do not intentionally lie.
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No, that would rather defeat the purpose, wouldn't it?
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Yes, I once answered a question with a story about Fred Flintstone & Betty Rubble having had an affair. I will now publicly admit it was all fabricated in an ill-fated attempt at humor. But take heart, my answer has been flagged & deleted by the proper authorities. - Book 'em Dano!
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Sadly, I have <hangs head in shame> I'm going to come clean. This is terribly difficult, and I hope you can find it in your hearts to forgive me. OK <takes deep breath, exhales> Here goes: I'm not really an international jewel thief. I was never a runner for the Medellen cartel. My middle name is not "Notorious" and I never taught "Paid Assassin 101" at the Hitperson Academy. And I've never done time in the Big House, either. Well, that's it. My conscience is clear, at last, thank God.
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No NO LIE BAD BOY. ME NO LIE. I will admit that was really stupid, so I'm not lying.
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Nobody wanna know how old i am!!!
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No way. That would be pointless to lie. People come on here to get answers. Not fabrications. Lying decreases your credibility, its not worth it.
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it's possible as my knowledge sometimes may be incorect
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No, no reason to.
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This is the only place where I can be upfront and honest because yes you have your opinions but if I dont like your answer I can ignore it and believe what I want so there is nothing to gain by lying.
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Nope, unless you count being polite to some people I think are really awful. Maybe it's a lie of omission to be nice instead of saying, "You're a dreadful trolling ignoramus, and a lying hypocrite besides. Your father was a wombat, and your mother smelt of elderberries." Naaaah. It's not lying to withhold a harsh opinion, it's just good manners. :)
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Nope. AB is one of the few places where nobody knows me in "real life". I can tell you all the gory details that would shock my in-laws (many of whom are on my friends list on MySpace.) :-)
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Yes. But I'm not going to give you the filthy pleasure of knowing "about what?".
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I don't recall any lies, as such. I have often had to choose which truth I told. Admittedly, some of my comic answers could be viewed from a proper perspective as creative, certainly not lies though. Then there's that "playing the devil's advocate" type answer. I really don't represent His Majesty in any officail capacity. On the other hand, Am I being honest now?
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nope. I am as fascinating as I seem...lolol
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Yes. I'm not really an accountant. I'm an elf with an over active thyroid who secretly desires to be a dentist in Twin Falls, Idaho.
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Uh. Yep, but what it was about isn't that interesting or relevant (details upon request ;). And I didn't know that I would be such an active member of Answerbag at the time, which sort of influenced me a bit.
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no. what would be the point? i'd rather just say nothing.
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No! ....Of course how do you know if that was a lie? lol I see no point in lying.
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No, as far as I can remember I have always been honest and sincere, even when it was not a popular position to take.
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whats there to lie?
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No. This place is probably the one place I don't feel I have to lie to anyone.
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No, of course not, we are all 100% honest all of the time (yeah right!!!!)
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Did I ever tell you how rich I am?
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I'm sure people do just to get some points. (like on opinion questions, etc.)
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Noooo! I'm 26, blonde, 5'10", 58Kg, filthy rich, own a ferrari and a pub, and I'm a nymphomaniac. Why would I need to lie?
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Of course people will add or subract sometimes
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as with any site you participate in, you are bound to come across some information that isnt true..i always am reminded of the disclaimer down there at bottem of page.."always use common sense when following any advice given to me" i, myself have never answered with unfairness..i would feel guilty and ashamed if i lied just to get some points
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YEAH-Everyone lies-...You look great today!...That neon shirt is totally in style, no one will say a thing...No, your breathe smells fine...and no, I didn't forget about that assignment...everyone lies...
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well i have a feeling poepledo, i am not sure becasue what if they don;t want someone knowing their a girl/boy, and they have to ask a personal question?... so yeah i think people may lie, but for a good reason
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Only when their typewriter keys are a clickin! ;)
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Never.
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I'll admit it. I have. I once asked a question, and in that question, I stated my age. I said I was 15, when...it was actually 2 days BEFORE my 15th birthday. I'm so ashamed! *tear* :`( [:-)]
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i dont think so or remember doing so
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Nope. What would be the point? Especially with questions that require opnnion answers!
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No I see lying on AB to be pointless.
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no
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Yes, about my penis LOL, it’s not really so big
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Never..what's the point? It's like cheating at solitaire..you cheat or lie and you're not playing fair. That's actually a dumb thing to do..if people like you because of the lies you told, then they don't like you at all..they like the phony..and if they should ever find out, you end up looking like a darn fool. Why would you want to set yourself up for something like that?
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No.
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nope..
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No I haven't at all + 5
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At times, the answers I give maybe more idealistic than my own beliefs, but I wouldn't call that lying. More like exaggerating my beliefs, as the basis is still the same.
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I have eight times and 2 times I have owned up to, so my answer is yes.But only because I want to protect myself presently, the truth will come out later.
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No. Why bother? I mean, nobody really knows me, and if I don't want to answer, I can always just not answer. Or I can say "I don't want to answer." Or whatever. There's no point in lying. If I don't want to tell the truth, I'll say nothing at all... but I've never lied.
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Yes, once, but that was only about my age. On everything else I tell the truth (or what I honestly believe to be the truth).
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Yes, but only when someone specifically asked me to lie.
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not that i can think of, but then again, i can't think often times... so, who knows.
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No but sometimes wish i wasn't so honest and open as sometimes it just gets thrown back in your face!
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Yes....in fact I'm lying in this very answer...:-D...
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no i always tell the truth on AB and in life honesty is the best policy
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Yes, yes, I admit it! I'm not really an 18-year-old girl looking to meet older men.
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yes.......ONLY FOR 1 THING THOUGH!!!
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Well besides my name no (despite what you think my real name is not Looking4Answers). Wouldn't that be pointless to lie on here? At least that is how I look at it. Nice question and good answers in here haha.
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You expect a truthful answer?
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No. Why would I have a need to lie to people I don't know if I don't have a need to lie to the people I do??
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Not openly, but I did once infer that I was a celebrity who was being hounded by paparazzi - I'm not, of course.
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well does being sarcastic count as lying?
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I don't think that I have lied. I know I haven't deliberately lied on here.
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no I have not lied on AB ... no reason to
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That I can say....I have no reason to lie!
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I've never lied on AB....I am an open book on here and in real life...whats the point as lies always catch you out in the end.
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I have never lied on AB. I am more honest on AB than with other people or things.
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I have occasionally joked around, but have not lied.
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Yes, I can honestly say that, but then I have only been a member for a few weeks!
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Not much, maybe added a bit of color to make things more exiting, but i try not to out-right lie...
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Yes pants underwearer I cannot tell a lie, well........not yet :)
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I may joke around a bit and cut up, but, I shoot straight. No !! I don't lie.
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Would I lie to you? Would I lie to you honey? Now would I say something that wasn't true? I'm asking you Sugar .. would I lie to you? Sorry .. I had an Annie Lennox moment.
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Yes, I can honestly say I have never lied on AB before and have no intentions of doing it in future.
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never lied. i may say a few things like, by hiding my age or where i live... like, putting too many "...welll..." but no, i'm pretty sure i havn't lied.
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Never! Whats the point?!
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I can't say I have always been truthful because that in itself is a lie. I try not to lie but I would never swear that I will always be truthful.
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No why lie about anythink that wouldnt make sense,whats the fun in that,do you??
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no, unless you think i'm telling the truth
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No, but 90% of what I say is in jest so you'll need to be careful about taking me too seriously.
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no, I have no reason to.
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Never. It's not that I'm that bored!
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Nope. The anonymity of the internet is no excuse not to be truthful.
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When I post this picture and claim it's me I am lying. I'm nowhere near as good looking.
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Yes , if I was the person I claim to be in my answers , the mental police would've been visiting by now !!
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If I think I wont be totally honest I will not answer the question. There are those here who would love to throw it in your face if they caught you in one.
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No i do not lie on AB. What's the point of lying anyways? Is this my mom?
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Doesn't AB stand for Absolute Baloney? No? Shit I'm in the wrong room again!
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I'm pretty sure I haven't. If there's one place in this world I have been completely honest, it's on AB.
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oh yeh, like always!! i just live a lie!! :P aww! great! now i have told one! im going to have to re answer this question now!! oh! life is tough! :P hehe :)
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No need. Most people on here will never ever meet me and I believe by lying I am really only fooling myself. So I choose not to lie to people.
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I don't think I ever lied but I did embellish some of answers by adding the element of humor.
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No, I don't see the point. I don't like lies and can't understand those who lie all of the time. It's much easier to remember the truth than to remember lies.
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Yes , but only once. In one answer I made out I had a big willy. I'm sorry everyone.
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Lied? Not so much. Just a little truth stretching every once in a while. Example: I'm not most likely to get arrested for streaking, I'm MOST likely to get arrested for being a drunken idiot which may or may not lead to streaking.
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no i have never lied on ab, i dont tell lies anyway, i hate them.
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No, if there is a question that I would feel the need to lie about, then I would just choose not to answer it in the first place.
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