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Buckle up Buttercup!
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Do you mind if we go to my house? I forgot my glasses and I can't see a thing without them.
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Ever played chicken?
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I'm drunk!:)
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" I know the car smells like weed, but I haven't smoked in half an hour so I'm cool to take the test. Can you hand me that half can of beer by your feet before we get going?"
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Just mumble to yourself "the brake is on the right, the brake is on the right, the brake is on the right..."
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Want a beer, I think there's a couple left
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You'll have to excuse me but I have a real bad case of wind today....lol
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Geronimo
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Buckle up, I'm not very good at this. I hit three things last week.
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" Last night I won a bean burrito eating contest...lets drive, I'm stoked! "
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Okay, I think I've got this all figured out, but I've just got one question. What does the "N" stand for ... in between the "D" for Drive and the "R" for Racing ?? :)
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Ummm, I'm much better in the back seat...
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"Hang on Toots, this is gonna be the ride of your life hahahaha!"
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Hey, we gotta stop at my dealers house first, then go get my buddies. Hope you're in the mood to PARTY!!!! WOO HOO!!!!
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I don't like people telling me what to do!!
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How about we skip the formalities and let me take care of that throbbing in your groin region? Would you like me to parallel park on your face? Oops. Looks like my high beams are on. Wanna take a closer look? Care to check under my hood? Let me check your dipstick while you write "pass" on your paperwork over there.
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Im not too sure on this but red means go and green means stop right
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The gas is the thing on the left, right?
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"Aww dude this is gunna be fun! Im great at bumper cars!"
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I was really stressing about this but I doubled up on my meds this morning so ...... I'm OK now. . Pretty mellow really. . Yeah, ........... mellow. . With a capital "M". . Whoa ...... . You ready?
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Don't worry,I only speed at night :0)
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Oh, I do like courageous men.
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Hold my beer and watch this!!
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Do you think I could pop these flowers into the Hospital where my last driving instructor is on the way?
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I admit to actually having this conversation... Here we are suppose to wait outside the car for the tester... Tester coming out to the car: "This your car?" "I wish it was." "You wish it was?" "Yup." "So, where is your car?" "My car?" Tester giving me a stern look now. "No, Clinton's car. Of course your car." "Oh, my car is over there." I point out into the parking lot to my car. "But this one is much nicer, so I got in it and drove over here to take the test in it." The tester stops writting and gives me one of those "WTF" (sorry for the language) looks... "You're kidding me, right?" "Nope, I am telling you the truth. I drove here in my car over there. Parked. Got into this car, and drove over here. It really is not that complicated." "You are going to drive a stranger's car?" "Who said a stranger? This is my step-dad's car." "Get in!" He says while shaking his head. We go on to check everything and I have a flawless driving test. But the guy never cracked a smile... Some people just do not have a sense of humor...
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"Hold on to your toupee, here we goooooo..!"
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So where is the little drink holder so I will know where to put my beer?
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Buckle up, We were celebrating my sixteenth birthday pretty late last night and I still have a little bit of a buzz left over.
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please take it easy on me. i have a disability. im blind. dont worry dude. i learned how to drive watching gone in 60 seconds and fast & furious. can you hold my bong while i adjust my mirrors? lets make this quick. i gotta pee.
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smell that alcohol. that WASNT me.
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Hey! Why's the steering wheel on the other side? Oh... um...
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which side of the road does the white lines suppose to be on again? I often get that confused..
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"Don't worry, the voices in my head taught me how to drive!"
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"Where's your helmet?"
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How ya doin, my bruda Tony tol me to give ya dis envelop bafo we start. Wit all due respect fo yuse position, he said ta tell yas dat no way I should fail dis test.
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