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by DukeG on June 28th, 2009
Buckle up Buttercup!
by Ice man on June 28th, 2009
Okay, I think I've got this all figured out, but I've just got one question. What does the "N" stand for ... in between the "D" for Drive and the "R" for Racing ?? :)
by Sosueme on June 28th, 2009
Want a beer, I think there's a couple left
by Kitt-tastrophy on June 28th, 2009
Just mumble to yourself "the brake is on the right, the brake is on the right, the brake is on the right..."
by Audiotron on June 28th, 2009
" I know the car smells like weed, but I haven't smoked in half an hour so I'm cool to take the test. Can you hand me that half can of beer by your feet before we get going?"
by Bohemian is back on June 28th, 2009
I'm drunk!:)
by Piggle on June 28th, 2009
Ever played chicken?
by Anonymous T. Jackson on June 28th, 2009
I was really stressing about this but I doubled up on my meds this morning so ...... I'm OK now.
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Pretty mellow really.
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Yeah, ........... mellow.
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With a capital "M".
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Whoa ......
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You ready?
by blackRain on June 28th, 2009
"Aww dude this is gunna be fun! Im great at bumper cars!"
by gtravels loves her life penguin on June 28th, 2009
How about we skip the formalities and let me take care of that throbbing in your groin region?
Would you like me to parallel park on your face?
Oops. Looks like my high beams are on. Wanna take a closer look?
Care to check under my hood?
Let me check your dipstick while you write "pass" on your paperwork over there.
by ImNotAnonymous-COAT of Maestro-ness on June 28th, 2009
The gas is the thing on the left, right?
by three cousins from the 313 on June 28th, 2009
Im not too sure on this but red means go and green means stop right
by Shemarq the Wamama on June 28th, 2009
Hey, we gotta stop at my dealers house first, then go get my buddies. Hope you're in the mood to PARTY!!!! WOO HOO!!!!
by chickenchaser on June 28th, 2009
"Hang on Toots, this is gonna be the ride of your life hahahaha!"
by Beavis - the other white meat on June 28th, 2009
Ummm, I'm much better in the back seat...
by nylonfetishchicago on June 28th, 2009
" Last night I won a bean burrito eating contest...lets drive, I'm stoked! "
by bagicide stayed 10 months too long on June 28th, 2009
Buckle up, I'm not very good at this. I hit three things last week.
by Account Closed on June 28th, 2009
Geronimo
by CT on June 28th, 2009
You'll have to excuse me but I have a real bad case of wind today....lol
by Sparky on June 28th, 2009
Do you mind if we go to my house? I forgot my glasses and I can't see a thing without them.
by vinc3nt on November 6th, 2009
How ya doin, my bruda Tony tol me to give ya dis envelop bafo we start. Wit all due respect fo yuse position, he said ta tell yas dat no way I should fail dis test.
by B_Billy on July 27th, 2009
"Where's your helmet?"
by SulkingWolf on July 6th, 2009
"Don't worry, the voices in my head taught me how to drive!"
by fantasy child on July 5th, 2009
which side of the road does the white lines suppose to be on again? I often get that confused..
by RC loves ice cream on July 5th, 2009
Hey! Why's the steering wheel on the other side? Oh... um...
by Paradox on July 5th, 2009
smell that alcohol. that WASNT me.
by Shan is Purrrrrfectly Happy on June 30th, 2009
please take it easy on me. i have a disability. im blind.
dont worry dude. i learned how to drive watching gone in 60 seconds and fast & furious.
can you hold my bong while i adjust my mirrors?
lets make this quick. i gotta pee.
by WaterMaster on June 29th, 2009
Buckle up, We were celebrating my sixteenth birthday pretty late last night and I still have a little bit of a buzz left over.
by Scrappy on June 29th, 2009
So where is the little drink holder so I will know where to put my beer?
by Major Look at yerself on June 29th, 2009
"Hold on to your toupee, here we goooooo..!"
by Topher on June 29th, 2009
I admit to actually having this conversation...
Here we are suppose to wait outside the car for the tester...
Tester coming out to the car: "This your car?"
"I wish it was."
"You wish it was?"
"Yup."
"So, where is your car?"
"My car?"
Tester giving me a stern look now. "No, Clinton's car. Of course your car."
"Oh, my car is over there." I point out into the parking lot to my car. "But this one is much nicer, so I got in it and drove over here to take the test in it."
The tester stops writting and gives me one of those "WTF" (sorry for the language) looks... "You're kidding me, right?"
"Nope, I am telling you the truth. I drove here in my car over there. Parked. Got into this car, and drove over here. It really is not that complicated."
"You are going to drive a stranger's car?"
"Who said a stranger? This is my step-dad's car."
"Get in!" He says while shaking his head. We go on to check everything and I have a flawless driving test. But the guy never cracked a smile... Some people just do not have a sense of humor...
by whyme on June 29th, 2009
Do you think I could pop these flowers into the Hospital where my last driving instructor is on the way?
by raylrodr on June 29th, 2009
Hold my beer and watch this!!
by bazza on June 29th, 2009
Oh, I do like courageous men.
by A chillin buttercup on June 28th, 2009
Don't worry,I only speed at night :0)
by Kewl Guy - has gone 360 on June 28th, 2009
I don't like people telling me what to do!!
Who can road test drivers for a commercial driver's license?
by Answerbag Staff on August 10th, 2010
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Check the description below first.
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Is there a driver's ed class online?
by Answerbag Staff on July 18th, 2010
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Can you find whether a person has a driver's license in Maryland by their plates?
by Answerbag Staff on June 9th, 2010
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On a scale of 1-10 rate your picture on your drivers license/ id card ?(10=really good)?
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Comments
HAHA! Warning passengers will always get you extra points Duke!! Thanks.
by Over and Out on June 28th, 2009
I can see some fat cigar smoking public employee , "What did you say?"
You heard me, buckle up fatso. hahahaha
by DukeG on June 28th, 2009
It would be interesting to see their face!
by Over and Out on June 28th, 2009