Would your Teddy Bear have any interesting stories about you to share with us?
by 
Karen Anne Queen of AB
ANSWERS: 19
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Ohhhhh thank god my Teddy bear can't speak! Hahaha! I would have to kill it. lol
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Yes, and that in a nutshell is why I sewed his mouth shut.
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Yes, but he will not say anything because he has sworn secrecy way back in the early 1960s, when I got him.
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Yes, he would but he also knows that I'll shake the stuffing out of him if he says a word!
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Yes, my Teddy Bear is my husband...but he won't tell!
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He might say "I'm just a little brown bear, but please get that wack-job out of my deal" And I might have said"Little brown bear, you are very wise" And then little brown bear and I laid back and thought to ourselves " I really hope the maintenence staff in my building didn't install spy cameras, because, well, some things are hard to explain" Then I invited the black bears over for tea.
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my teddy bear will not say a word, he was taught from early on that loose lips sink ships, besides he predicts the weather and resides at mom's with her teddy bears
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Teddy took off on us years ago and hooked up with a Grizzly. Haven't seen or heard from him since.
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Oh my oh my oh my!!! Yes he certainly would but I duct taped his mouth shut!
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Hi. I am friday1322's teddy bear and here is the scoop: She is 25 years old and still sleeps with a stuffed animal! I am so glad because if she wasn't such a sucker when she saw me at the store I would still be on the shelf collecting dust and being man-handled.
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Yes. Thank goodness teddy bears can't talk. (They can't, right?)
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Yes. About 25 years worth of bad, bad stuff!
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This is the sort of question I feel should be banned from AB. Who told you I had a Teddy? I suppose they told you also that I wear a teddy to bed. A man can't have any secrets these days.
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Well, I don't own one!
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he would probably just say im an abusive parent....and he prefers to be called MR.snowy bear thank you!
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If you vant me to spill de beans on da Rose, bring 5000 unmarked one dollars bills to ze Honey Pot restaurant at midnight. I will be at ze table in ze corner, ze bear wid ze white carnation and ze oozing charm.
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Plenty, because I tell them and all the rest of my stuffed animals all my secrets.
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Ohh u have no idea..
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Yes, but he also knows that I will have to shoot him if he talks, so he sewed his mouth shut!
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