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  • ____________WARNING: Explicit Content__________________ A guy had been recently talking to a girl online. She lived not too far away from him, they seemed to have alot in common, and from her picture he could tell she was a total babe. So she seemed like the perfect date. They both liked each other and they decided it was time they meet in person. Their date was on a Saturday night. Well, Saturday day, Steve (the guy) was preparing for his hot date. It was twelve o'clock on a hot summers day and to impress the girl, Steve went up to the roof of his apartment building to lay out and tan. He was completely naked as the sun bore upon him and it wasn't long before he fell asleep. He woke up at four... much to his horror he was completely sunburnt EVERYWHERE. Not having any clue what to do Steve called his best friend to find out what to do about his burnt dick. The instructions he received her to soak his dick in milk whenever it burnt. He tried it out and it gave him instant relief when he touched the cool milk. His date came, and everything was going well. She was absolutely gorgeous with her silky long, blond hair, her green eyes, her petite thin figure... The two sat in his living room talking on the couch while a movie played. All of a sudden he felt it, that horrible burning feeling. "Oh God, stay here, I will be right back. I am gonna get some popcorn, all of a sudden I am starving." So he excused himself to the kitchen. He took out a cup and poured the milk, convinced she wouldn't come in he took himself out and let himself enjoy the milk. Well, the blond after a few minutes decided to get up and make sure everything was ok. She went into the kitchen, observed in wonder for a minute, finally, she said:"Oh, so thats how you fill those things!"

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