No collect calls.

I don't have any etiquette when it comes to that, but I guess other people might.

Don't do it if you sound like Alvin the chipmunk:/

say thankyou don't just throw the phone at the wall

As much as you'd like to lounge around in bed and have sex with your girl all day long, things like work and school always seem to get in the way. So how do you keep that flame burning all day long without having to light a candle? Well, technology has made it immensely easier to arouse each other remotely, as a long build-up to the act itself (and hopefully not as a complete surrogate for you crazed workaholics) in the form of tech-sex. fun on the phone Old school: Phone sex Phone sex was the beginning of the tech-sex revolution. It can start with a simple question like: "What are you wearing?" Other times it starts with a focus on breathing or a loving, but stern, command. And sometimes it starts with a simple "hello" and an ordinary conversation. No matter how it begins, once it's underway you'd better hope you have unlimited minutes. If you're having phone sex, there's no telling how long the call will last or how hot and bothered you'll get. If you're feeling even the least bit weird about spicing up your airwaves, know that a recent survey by Cosmopolitan magazine said that 85 percent of guys would like their girl to give it to them good—over the phone. But your partner's participation isn't the key to enjoying phone sex—you are. Alan, a phone sex enthusiast, says that after phone sex his girlfriend showered him with compliments. "She told me that she was amazed at my ability to satisfy her—when, in fact, she was satisfying herself. All I was doing was enhancing the experience." Phone sex is popular for a myriad of reasons. Number one, it's safe. You literally talk your way to a place where you want to touch yourself. No protection needed. Phone fornication can also be intensely intimate and it can bring you and your partner together even when you're on separate coasts or in different countries. Suzy, 34, had her first orgasmic telephone experience this past summer with a man thousands of miles away. "What I loved about it," Suzy explained, "was that it was all about your fantasy and the images in your head, so it could be anything you wanted it to be. It can be really intense. You have to trust the person on the other end of the line, because it's all talking and you feel more vulnerable in a way." Good phone sex requires trust as much as it requires a good signal. Have faith that the person on the other end of the line won't laugh at you. Once you establish trust you can enjoy sex with your most powerful sex organ—the brain. And once you're using your noodle, phone sex can be some of the most connected lovin' you have. "It may seem 'disconnected' when you first pick up the phone, but the intensity of talking into someone's ear and listening to their confidences will soon have you completely oblivious to your surroundings," says Susie Bright sexpert and author of X: The Erotic Treasury. "Pretty soon you'll be one of those people who say, with utter seriousness, that 'phone sex is some of the best sex I've ever had.'" Even if what you talk about stays in the realm of fantasy forever, connecting aurally allows you a freedom you may not get at other times in your relationship. "Phone sex can be a great way to experience your deepest fantasies without trying to do things that might be logistically difficult or impossible," says Ellie Lumpesse, a professional phone sex operator and blogger. "I've had clients with fantasies about sex in outer space or sex with giants. A skilled partner or phone sex provider will be able to help you create this vivid fantasy in your mind and really enjoy 'living' your fantasy." By asking questions and providing answers, phone sex can make you a better lover. It teaches you both how to give direction and how to receive it. If opening your mouth, and letting words fly doesn't really sit well with you, Bright shares this idea for fun aural sex. "Read something you find really hot over the phone... a bedtime story, so to speak. My book, X: The Erotic Treasury, was in part brought about because of all the great stories I had read to my lover in bed." Whether you learn to talk the talk, or simply find it easier to read other people's words, phone sex is a great way to reach out and touch someone when you can't actually feel their skin pressed up against yours. So let your mouth do the talking and your fingers do the walking, and see what buttons you press.

make sure your phone is charged, you would hate to say something really HOT and have the phone go dead right after. LMAO!!

1. Don't call from the library. 2. Find out first where your partner is when you call: in a business meeting? May not be good strategy career-wise or inhibition-wise. Unless you're into a group thing AND the business meeting was breaking up anyway, probably best to reschedule. 3. Speaking is better than texting. 4. Have a charged battery. In every way that that meaning can be taken. 5. Best not to call from the road, perhaps, even with hands-free mode. 6. No party lines, as a rule. 7. If calling from a pay phone, have lots of change. 8. Most important: When you call, establish who it is that you're speaking to first. That is, it's not a wrong number; someone else hasn't borrowed the phone; her mother isn't visiting and happened to pick up the call, etc. Not that I would know any of this ...

Yes, Don't let your man find out otherwise he'll take out his Tomahawk and......

Don't try to stick it into the receiver. That don't work to good. :(...lol

Just have fun with it, and try to get off. Nothing to it but to do it.

Wipe the phone clean when you are done

wet nap on the phone would be a nice touch

don't call on the company phone, all calls do get recorded

Stay out of the bathroom. A flush in the background just isn't phone sexxy.

Be careful not to hang up on the other person by accident when you're in the heat of things.

Don´t cum silently and hang up before the other person has a chance to orgasm!