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staffie
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Take it with a grain of salt.
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If the shoe fits then wear it. If not get the **** outta my face.
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Lay down with dogs, get up with fleas.
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I'm a rough tough cocoa puff. I have no idea what that means. LOL I made it up........I think.
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My saying is "Google it".
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If you walk a mile in someone elses shoes, and you still decide to make them angry... You will be a mile away AND you will have their shoes.
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Call it as you see it. Act according to the company you keep Use it or lose it Time waits for no man Always know more than you need , but never as much as you want
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act your age not your shoe size
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How about this one........... "I'm pretty sure that's the real mccoy".
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Better Safe than Sorry
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Here are some lame ones I use: Whatever tickles your pickle. Early bird gets the worm. Light a fire under his/her a$$! It's colder than a witch's tit. You have to play to win. (Whenever someone says they need to win the lottery or if they say I'm wasting my $5 a week.) She's not the brightest crayon in the box, but she sure is the prettiest colour.
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Here are some of the quirkier ones I say from time to time. "Whatever floats your boat." "Heh, that's a knee-slapper." "...eh, yeah... um, about that..." "I'm so broke, I can't even pay attention." (Don't know where I picked that up from.) "...busier than a one legged man in an ass-kicking contest" "Watch out that first one's a doozy."
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"Im gonna beat you like a red headed stepchild" Joking with the kids...but cant say it anymore..I now have to red headed stepchildren LMAO..
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whatever sinks your sub
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"God heals, doctors take the fees."
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Ehhh, whaddya gonna do? Hate it for ya. S'not my prob, Bob. What's the quandary, Robert? Gah. Chuh. Calm it down, meteorite.
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shit or get off the pot. grandma was slow but she was old. slow as molasses. move it or lose it. sooo...how bout dem saints? (to change the subject esp. if it's awkward) so make like a tree and get out of here (back to the future) don't let the doorknob hit you in the ass on your way out. i could go on and on...
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What ever tickles your fancy go for it
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Whatever is my favourite saying. Another popular one is you are a frilly knickered hand bag wearing sissy sissy lala.
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"once bitten twice shy, three times marked the fool." when someone can't find something that is right in front of them I say: "If it was a snake it woulda bit ya!" or in Adult company: "If it was a dick it woulda F*#@ed ya!" "Get a run up!" if someone is having trouble doing something "Have fun!" "Oops! I/you trod on a Chinese Barking Frog!" on doing/hearing a fart. He/she/it "...took off like an African Racing Duck!" "I'm full as a fart" after a big meal "As useless as an upstairs stable!" "As useless as a pocket in a singlet" "GO YOU BIG RED FIRE ENGINE!!"... pretty universal really...
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Where there is a will there is a way
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Shit Rolls Down Hill Wish In One hand and Shit In The Other And See Which One Gets Full Faster.
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Believe nothing of what you hear, and only half of what you see.
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If you can't play a sport, be one. Max Jackson, sports broadcaster on CKWS in Kingston, Ontario, Canada, used to end each program with this back in the 1960's. It's a good line to follow.
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well he/she is one clown short of a circus. she/he is one fry short of a happy meal. biteme.
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Tough tittie said the kitty. Curiosity killed the cat Satisfaction brought it back
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Oy, gefilte fish (jew thing) My favorite is "That's Delmarvalous!", relating to my habitation on the Delmarva Peninsula and all the stupid crap that goes on here. E.g.- The annual county carnival. Every year, someone is killed by someone else at this carnival. Now that is very delmarvalous. Actually, the name "Delmarva" is delmarvalous in itself. "Hey! Why don't we somehow mix the names of the three states in the peninsula to make the name! We could put them in order according to the percentage of the state in the peninsula. Yes! How novel!"
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Well Mizzle Pizzle!!
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The sun dont shine up the same dog's ass every day. If you could kick the ass of the person responsible for most of your problems, you would have a sore ass.
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if only the young knew, and the old could
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Go with the flow
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"Dude, you suck" This is the number one thing I say, at least once a day..."You scared the f**k out of me, because of you, I can no longer f**k"---isn't true, but I always say it instead of saying, "you scared me", or "You scared the crap out of me".
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