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by Slic2007 on January 26th, 2007

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You're walking down a dark alley when someone puts a gun to your back and says, "Yankees or Red Sox?" What do you do?

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  • by jangobean on January 26th, 2007

    jangobean

    I would say "I'm English," we don't do baseball.

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  • by travis bickle on January 28th, 2007

    travis bickle

    "I'm not into football, sorry." That's sure to make the guy feel sorry for me.

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  • by Metaphiz on January 26th, 2007

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    I'd say, "Which one do you prefer? Yeah, that one. I definately like that team better!"

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  • by Aristocles on January 26th, 2007

    Aristocles

    My logic tells me that if I was in New York, then everyone I see would be Yankees fans, so if someone was crazy enough to do this, it would mean he's a demented Red Sox fanatic who has gone crazy from being taunted his whole life. So in New York, I'd say, "Red Sox."

    Vice versa for Boston.

    Anywhere else, I'd hope for the best and cry like a schoolgirl.

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  • by Knopper67 on January 28th, 2007

    Knopper67

    I would put my knife to his throat and ask him "Neck or balls?"

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  • by TheKnife V2.1 - Grandiose and Obnoxious on January 26th, 2007

    TheKnife V2.1 - Grandiose and Obnoxious

    I shout "Kansas City Royals baby!" and hope they let me go out of sympathy...

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  • by needtoknow on July 8th, 2008

    needtoknow

    I say; "RED SOX" and they run away,hahaha.

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  • by squirtgun on July 8th, 2008

    squirtgun

    easy. RED SOX. people from new york that have a gun dont ask questions, they demand your wallet. The guy from Boston just wants to know if your someone he will have a beer with.

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  • by Littlemisswallflower on January 26th, 2007

    Littlemisswallflower

    "Sorry love, don't follow baseball. But the first oppinion I hear I agree with, so if you tell me yours I'll gladly agree. Then you can get that loveley loaded weapon out of back, I'll give you my clothes, car keys, money, etc. and we can both be on our merry ways"

    more realistically "i-idonno... I don't watch baseball! Please don't hurt me..."

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  • by rgypsy on January 26th, 2007

    rgypsy

    i would say neither and hope he/she would let me go.

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  • by TheAnswerer on January 26th, 2007

    TheAnswerer

    I would say,
    "The Red Sox, because I'm wearing a pair of red sox.
    Look at my socks!!!"

    Then I would run my but off.

    (I don't like Baseball that much either)

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  • by that jewish kid on January 28th, 2007

    that jewish kid

    id say chicago cubs and probably feel bad for me and elt me carry on

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  • by BrettCerv on February 13th, 2007

    BrettCerv

    i would take the bullet

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  • by tripwire on January 28th, 2007

    tripwire

    I'd say "Yankees" coz my socks would be brown by then!

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  • by timetogetserious on January 28th, 2007

    timetogetserious

    I'd say go the Wallabies (our Australian rugby union national team).

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