What are some of the best lame excuses not to use a condom?
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edpesosss134
ANSWERS: 19
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It doesnt feel the same. Thats pretty lame.
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You want to try for a kid...?
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I had one guy once say 'but I don't like how they feel', to which I said 'Jackass, try being pregnant, see how wonderful that feels.' There is also 'I'm too big' to which I reply 'haha, haha, you wish!' There is millions!
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they taste bad.
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"Becuase I can't feel you"
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I'm allergic to contraception.
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I have heard "it's like taking a shower with your socks on"..that's pretty stupid to me.
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I'm latex intolerant!
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"But Baby, i want to feel you completely"... "i want to become whole with you" "I dont get the same sensation...You do want to please me dont you?" "i feel nothing" "Im allergic"
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I really *am* allergic to latex, but only when it touches my hands (for some strange reason). For the record, I've NEVER tried to use that as an excuse not to use a condom! I think men just don't understand the whole pregnancy concept, because it never happens to them!
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"I come quicker without them." (Yeah, that's part of the problem...)
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What?? It DOESN'T feel the same! haha thats the best one out there. How about 'They split whenever i try to get them on'
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Takes too much time to put on...
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They mess up my hair...
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They make me feel numb and lose all sensation. I am allergic to rubber I cannot feel the heat of you.
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It's not the same.....
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lol, i've never heard/used this but it would be funny to see in action "It'll cut off my circulation, and it might explode."
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"They're too expensive" or "I felt too embarrassed to buy them." Nobody's ever said this to me but I could imagine these being used alot. Any excuse would be lame though.
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but i love you
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