The walls in my apartment are very thin and I can constantly here the sexual goings on of my elderly neighbours. It seems they are 'at it' most of their waking day. How can I go about asking them to calm down without showing my jealousy?
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slip a note under their door perhaps anonymously
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wow... you could turn on some music or steal his viagra.
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Play some really loud porn.
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i agree with the one above. thats weird tho haha. bang on the wall and tell them to shutthe fuck up lolll.
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How do you know it's sexual? Call 911 and say you suspect your neighbors are having chest pains. Or invite over some inquisitive young children who will ask in loud voices,"what's that sound?" "Is it a monster?" "Is someone dying?" or mimic back the sounds.
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Why don't you have someone to make alittle noise with; thereby, competing with the golden oldies? ;) Competition must be stiff in your hood...
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You could look into some kind of sound deadening wall coverings. That way could just avoid the confrontation all together.
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I had a neighbor who did that. I invited a friend over and had loud, gay sex. I never had to hear her hardcore bondage sessions again.
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make some sexual noise your self
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This is making you JEALOUS? You are a weird one.
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Ask them if you can come over and watch.
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when my apartment neighbors used to play their head banging music really loud, i began going nuts. so, after the nth time, including politely asking them, i assembled my stereo next to our shared wall and i played bluegrass country music for about 15 minutes. never heard them again.
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