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  • i see you are asking a four part question. coincidentally enough, all four happened to me at once before. last night, while putting some dirty things in a plastic bag. I saw a greusome figure lurking in the dark. Turns out it was your mom, yup she says hi. Not-so-long story short, she took the fall for me, I asked her to dispose of my plastic bag and wouldn't you know it, but she fell ontop of the bag. The cops came, I just stood there and took it like a real man (she was proud). So we spent the night in jail when she sacrificed her only treasure, her virginity (turns out she was lying) good thing the warden believed her. So do I repay her? With my treasure. After I got my pants back, I walked home in saddness, feeling used by your mom. It was not right, but now that I contemplate this story and killed your 4-birded question with one awkward stoned night, I beleive it was destiny indeed. Thank you for the opportunity for me to share this

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