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by caramels_mum on March 29th, 2007
only need one,unlimited wishes
by Merriment on June 23rd, 2009
I'd wish for a Genie that didn't have such a long list of restrictions!
by Penal Colony is wicked marrying Andy on March 5th, 2008
1. To be able to master any skill within 1 month (playing an instrument, lockpicking, heart surgery, etc.) This would also indirectly take care of any money-oriented wishes, and probably any romantic pursuits as well.
2. Anytime I think of an awesome idea, invention, song, or movie, it is automatically karmically "patented", meaning everyone else in the universe is excluded from thinking of it and doing it before I get a chance to.
3. A silo full of weed.
by The Reverend Soleil on March 5th, 2008
1.) I'd wish for all three of my wishes to be granted to my complete and total satisfaction, in compliance with the original intent of the wishes, without any twisting of the words or creative interpretations. (This wish is meant to protect the other two -- if the wish-granter tries to screw with me, I get an automatic do-over.)
2.) I'd wish for my own personal universe, where I would rule as its singular and omnipotent deity (I figure godhood has all the other wishes wrapped up with it).
3.) The third, I would save for a rainy day...
by neophyt3 on February 19th, 2007
1)To have the exact change for anything I need in life in my pocket when I need it.
2)My friend Sal to come out of the mental ward.
3)(I'd give my last wish to a pal)
by TaoZen on February 19th, 2007
That my child live a long, love-filled, robustly healthy, fulfilling life.
That I get to laugh until I hurt while playing with my grandchildren.
That ALL my family and friends KNOW that they will be fine when I die.
by Subject Matter Expert on February 19th, 2007
1 million dollars, being a warlock and immortality
by gtravels loves her life penguin on September 9th, 2011
A million dollars every time someone asked this question.
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/108966
by Account Closed on May 16th, 2008
A good nights sleep
A sunny and warm tomorrow
and my last wish I shall give to you to use as you see fit.
by EL1 2 on February 19th, 2007
1) Unblockable find control
2) The ability to cause nirvana in anyone, including myself
3) A long, pain-free, healthy life
by Raqqaza on February 19th, 2007
The first would be 1,000,000,000,000 dallors.
The second would be a watch that could save wishes for later in life and the third I would want in the watch so that i could use it later.
by Metaphiz on February 19th, 2007
1) That my life would be full of adventure.
2) That the fires of time would only consume my bonds.
and 3) That I would be fortunate in love.
Wait. . .I already have those.
I'm good. Thanks for the offer, though.
by Anonymous on September 9th, 2011
LONG LASTING LIFE FOR ME AND ALL MY LOVED ONES, HELATH, MY HOUSE BACK
by Gratefully Me on September 9th, 2011
The power to stop this question from coming up every week.
by anonymous on February 19th, 2007
1) Make the people I love in my life happy
2) get my arse to Pasedenta Texas, NOW!
3) have my coursework done, complete, and all my exams aced
Actually, it is in all your best interests I get my wishes you know, because if number 1 comes true you are all going to be some very happy people!
by Soniq on April 17th, 2007
World Peace (just because i'm sick of all the violence)
100 Million, untaxable
True Love
by Anonymous on March 7th, 2007
My first wish would be for the wisdom and insight to make the best possible use of the two other wishes.
by worshiptool on March 7th, 2007
world peace and peace of mind. id let him have the third wish :)
by XT on September 9th, 2011
I wish for:
- driving car
- lots of food
- &, 3 more wishes
by Standout on September 9th, 2011
1. Power to Jump
The other 2 not sure yet
by CaptainHarley adores his life penguin on June 23rd, 2009
Another Harley-Davidson motorcycle. : )
( You said CARS and AUTOMOBILES! )
by Discipline on May 20th, 2009
➊ People to stop using the word FOOD as an excuse for the rape, torture and murder of defenseless inhabitants of the Earth.
âž‹ People to stop using the word CLOTHING as an excuse for the rape, torture and murder of defenseless inhabitants of the Earth.
➌ People to stop using the word SCIENCE as an excuse for the rape, torture and murder of defenseless inhabitants of the Earth.
by Keysha on March 21st, 2009
Well, since this is AB, how about just one. I wish that people would look at the duplicate question list and not ask questions that have been asked a hundred times before.
by Yahoo Answers Is A Fraud on January 24th, 2009
1) Be sterile.
2) Be wealthy.
3) Have unlimited magical powers.
by Discipline on December 16th, 2008
1) turn all animals into humans so they could have rights
2) give every man a conscience to not do evil
3) unlimted wishes
by Sidhedarkness on December 16th, 2008
*ponders*
First I'd go into photoshop, and I'd modify an image till I had something I would be satisfied with, and point to it saying "Make me look like the individual depicted in this image." You know, need specifics because sometimes wish-granting Djinnni are dicks.
Next I'd wish to grow hair only on my head, and eyelashes. Because I am a hursuit Irishman, and would be happy as a clam to never need to shave my back for summer time beach going ever again.
Finally, I'd wish for Bill Kaulitz collared and chained to the floor in my room. Because as an evil bastard, who's also a sex pervert, wishing for a sex slave is really not at all below me.
Or I'd wish to be made into an omnipotent super-being. Then I could do all that for myself while only needing to waste one wish.
Wow... everything I'd wish for is so very shallow....
by steelstr45 on August 22nd, 2008
1.) I'd wish for the ability to control time. To be able to pause, fast forward, and rewind time while being the only me in every time frame. I'd love to be able to do stuff I'd never do with no consequences (because I'd rewind after and not do it). I'd also love to go back to visit all my dead relatives, and perhaps bring back some lottery numbers along the way.
2.) I'd wish for all the powers of Superman.
3.) I'd wish for the knowledge to do anything I'd ever want to do, such as cure any disease.
by Jane on March 5th, 2008
$100,000,000
making Ryan's dad NOT have cancer
i'd save the other wish in case something happened like my children we in danger or my husbands life was at risk
by MG1942 Has a Life Penguin on March 5th, 2008
I'd wish for my Life Penguin to get some sleep, for my son to be able to live with us some of the time, and a comfortable enough living to make it all enjoyable. I don't ask much.
by sm00z on January 30th, 2008
1. That my stiff neck would go away.
2. That I will become less addicted to Answerbag.
3. That time wouldn't always seem like it is passing so quickly.
by Anonymous on October 21st, 2007
One. A cure for cancer.
Two. I'd like to have the last 2 months of my life back.
Three. I'd like to find what I've been searching for since I was a little boy. I'd like to believe that it truly exists, again.
by Penny The Wise on March 29th, 2007
1) I would wish that anything I ever wanted to buy, I would have exact change in my pocket to buy it, right then and there.
2) I would wish for unlimited wishes.
3) I would wish that I could cure anyone I wanted of any and all ailments upon my touch, at will. (So I could turn it on and off)
by Nelson L. Squeeko on March 29th, 2007
3 Chocolate Pudding Cups
7 Thumbtacks
12 Apple Seeds
by Street Baller07 on March 7th, 2007
Same here infinity wishes. An then when I am done wishing for stuff I would set him free. lol
by Simply msFortunate on February 19th, 2007
1. I'm modest - so I'd like 40K to pay off my car and other debts and build a little savings.
2. Fix the windows in my apartment. It's cold and drafty at night.
3. Reassure me that my life will never, ever be as hard as it used to be. It can still be hard, but I never want to go through any of what I just got myself out of.
by Juggernaut on February 19th, 2007
1)-infinite health
2)-900 trillion U.S. dollars
3)-no more wars!
there, that should do it. simple, yet richly deserved, if i may say so myself
by Phrenia on February 19th, 2007
I'd wish that other's lives would pick up and start working better, I'd wish that there wouldn't be so much litter on this earth, and I'd wish away capital punishment.
by Artful Bodger on September 10th, 2011
Another dozen or so wishes.
by chick whisperer on September 10th, 2011
i ll tell him to fuck off
by LarryH54 on September 9th, 2011
1) That all plotters and pretenders trying to gain political power worldwide would be unmasked and defanged.
2) That all incentives for govt corruption such as lobbying monies, the FED, and such administrations as the FDA and DOE that have been taken over by those they are supposed to watch be illegal forever.
3) $2M in gold.
by Trident on September 9th, 2011
1. The Eagles win the Super Bowl
2. Get my book published
3. Direct my own film
by MoreCowBell on December 16th, 2010
1. Unlimited supply of beer.
2. Unlimited supply of Twinkies.
3. I'm torn between Unlimited supply of Coffee and world peace ;-)
by Scotslass on December 16th, 2010
Health, wealth and happiness.
by Abbra gone Underground on October 9th, 2010
A man and an ostrich walks into a restaurant.
The waitress asks, "What will it be?"
The man replied "A burger and a coke." "And you?" "I'll have the same," the ostrich replies.
They finish their meal and pay. "That will be $4.50," The man reached into his pocket and pulled out the exact amount. They do this every day till Friday.
"The usual?" she asked. "No, today is Friday. I'll have steak and a coke."
"Me too." says the ostrich. They finish and pay. "That will be $10.95"
The man reached in his pocket and pulls out the exact amount again, just like all week.
The waitress was dumb-founded and couldn't resist it. "How is it that you always have the exact amount?"
"Well," says the man. "I was cleaning my mom’s attic and I found a dusty lamp. I rubbed it and a genie appeared."
Wow!" said the waitress. "What did you wish for?"
"I asked that when I needed to pay for something, the exact amount would appear in my pocket."
"Amazing! Most people would ask for a million dollars. But what's with the ostrich?"
"Well," said the man. "I also asked for a chick with long legs who never agues."
by anguilla on October 8th, 2010
The first wish would be that I'd make wise wishes with no traps for my other two. In stories, there's always a down-side to the most carefully-crafted wishes that backfire on the wisher.
by Ailsa on July 8th, 2009
1) For everyone I care about to be disease and pain free
2) 2 tickets for me and my pal to go to an island where the sun is hot and the beaches are beautiful
3) To be financially stable, not rich, just have a little extra at the end of the month
by Alice on July 8th, 2009
1 Become friends with Madonna, You'll think I am nuts, but I have always felt this great connection to her, why you might ask? Well all my life in odd ways I cannot escape her music, people who have known her, her family, ect. The best thing you could ever get from someone like this is very non-materialistic, friendship is rare, everything else is so non-meaningful.
2. To be financially stable because I would no longer have to worry about living from pay check to pay check or how I was going to pay bills, it would allow me to give back to the community by either volunteering time, or cash.
3. To be a real writer because I want to share my work with others, not just hord it away due to fear of plagerism.
by tempus on June 28th, 2009
happiness for me, for my family and for my friends. +4
by ConservativelyLiberal on June 23rd, 2009
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A new genie
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Comments
Duh! That's why no genie gives unconditional wishes. It's the Universal Law of Geniehood.
by Stableboy on March 29th, 2007
wow, that's a really good point!
by bluegirl on May 20th, 2009