Today's top story: 1) Reindeer lose flight status over alledged use of steroids in holiday games. 2) Santa denies allegations of sweatshop activity at North Pole manufacturing site. 3) Elmer Fudd clear winner in Dwight Eisenhower look alike contest. 4) Wall-Mart announces its plans to market the new Cheney line of Red Ryder B.B. guns.

I copied and pasted this from our news station. Masked Men Break Into House Kaine Offers Surplus For Roads; Makes Clear He Wants More Smoke Reported In Metrorail's Capital South Station School Superintendent Wants Budget Increase Woman Links Antiques With Their Families Developer Sues Loudoun Over Rejected Proposal Judge Orders D.C. Jail Officers Reinstated Developer, Pilot Killed In Delaware Helicopter Crash New Springfield Interchange Ramp Opens Wife Speaks After Man Linked To Mother, Baby Killing Worker Dies After Falling 51 Feet Teacher Under Fire For Telling Boys To Urinate In Bottle Police: 3 Banks Robbed In 30 Minutes

Sadly, I live in such a remote area that our news doesn't make the internet, but the paper this week probably reads something like this: 3 Legged Cow On Display At Bi-Rite (Hamburger special $1.99 a pound) Town Meeting Canceled Due To New Happy Hour At Roosters New Town Ordinance Passed: It's Official - No More Beer Drinking And Cigarette Smoking Allowed During Church Services

Garland, Texas News: County OKs water district Many truckers skirting the rules Meals on Wheels will deliver cheer to the homebound on Christmas Day String of attacks 'scares us to death' Family Questions Speed Of Investigation Garland gas leak leads to school evacuation That's about it.

Man accused of killing wife and baby gets hearing on release request CAMBRIDGE -- Lawyers for Neil Entwistle appear in Middlesex Superior Court today to argue for their client's release while he awaits trial in the killing of his wife and infant daughter. Teen to be in court after allegedly damaging Gloucester residence GLOUCESTER, Mass. -- A teenager is expected to be arraigned in court on Friday in connection with the vandalism of a home in Gloucester. Construction accident leads to trouble on the T BOSTON -- There was trouble for commuters on Friday, after a crane hit power lines and knocked them right into the path of the E Line. Toddler removed from 'repulsive' apartment ABINGTON, Mass. -- A toddler is removed from an Abington apartment that officials call “repulsive." Gunman eerily calm amid chaos NEW BEDFORD, Mass. -- The voice on the phone sounded calm, matter-of-fact. Education commissioner suggests replacing 10th-grade MCAS BOSTON -- State Education Commissioner David Driscoll is suggesting that Massachusetts drop the tenth-grade M-CAS exam, a test he helped to create and advocate for. Officials say they may never know cause of Alton fire ALTON, N.H. -- Fire investigators say they may never know what started the fire that destroyed the Bay View Pavilion in (New Hampshire's) Alton Bay. Dorchester woman dies after taxi hits her on sidewalk BOSTON -- A 68-year-old woman has died after being pinned beneath a taxi that veered out of control and jumped a curb in Dorchester earlier today. Neighbor says concerns for Nashua child went unheeded NASHUA, N.H. -- A Nashua woman says she tried for more than a year to get authorities to investigate evidence that a 10-year-old girl was being abused.

5 Dead prostitutes. In a town that has a known number of forty. Work of serial killer?,all girls found in the last 2 weeks all still wearing jewellery. Clothes missing. Are these crimes related to similar attacks on prostitutes 13 years ago less than 50 miles away 2. Massive increase in sale of rape alarms in Ipswich Still 3 women missing

Well, the highlights are that interesting I can't really remember them! Today it was about somebody in the X factor coming to our city.

MAN BITES DOG

APPALACHIAN STATE MOUNTAINEERS play for the NATIONAL football championship tonight. ASU were last year's champ as well. ROCK ON ASU! The facetious charges involved in the DUKE "RAPE" case. The accuser gives birth nine months after placing charges, despite taking the morning after pill. DA plays "race card" to get re-elected.

LIVERPOOL FC are the best FOOTBALL CLUB in the WORLD

Pixies stealing christmas lights, to waylay the Fairies on the way home

Drug dealers got busted with $20,000 cash and $40,000 in drugs..

3 arrested in bra theft from XXXX Center By XXX XXX THE XXX NEWS (Original publication: December 15, 2006) WEST XXXX - Police made a big pre-Christmas shoplifting bust when they pinched a pair of Queens women and a male accomplice accused of making off with 62 brassieres from a lingerie store. The trio is accused of stealing thousands of dollars in clothing from a host of stores in the XXXX Center on Thursday, including the purloined bras from Victoria's Secret, investigators said today. Instead of wearing the new clothes, the three are spending time in the XXXXX County jail, where they are being held without bail on felony theft charges. Each was charged with third-degree grand larceny, third-degree criminal possession of stolen property, both felonies, and possession of burglary tools, a misdemeanor. Police said additional charges were likely.

Glenbrook steel mill, the steel Mill that I have visited and my Dad has had to visit for work, the mill with my name gratified somewhere, has exploded. Not all of it, but it was a pretty big explosion

Foremost in our area is the news about our Governor who we are hoping to impeach ... yes, we're in IL. Locally, our wonderful Mayor just died and we all miss him very much.

Sadly, the remains of a child believed to be Caylee Anthony were found. Later it was confirmed.

I'm sure they are the same everywhere: murders, robbery, arrests, rapes, politicans on the take, house fires, police killing innocent people, drugs

"Man shot as 'revenge' for his nephew testifying in drug case" Its a scary world out there. This man was shot dead in a Bar because his family helped the police in put drug lords in jail. =[