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by DenverYay on July 12th, 2006

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What are the signs of the apocalypse? What could they represent (whether already happened or going to) in modern terms?

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  • by Sunblynd 5.0 on July 12th, 2006

    Sunblynd 5.0

    The Top Ten signs of the Apocolypse are;

    1. Bill Clinton inhales....and then exhales.
    2. Bush graduates elementary school...twice.
    3. Haliburton gets out of the slave trade.
    4. Hunting Accident, Rabid mule dear shoots Cheny
    5. Osama (Yo Mama) Bin Laden and Paris Hilton...caught on tape.
    6. Saddam Husseing eats cherry flavored snowcones in hell.
    7. Jesus returns, requests Pope Benedict to turn over the church.
    8. Benedict offers Jesus cherry snowcone.
    9. Ben Affleck stars in "Hey, Jesus is Back" awarded oscar.
    10. America declares victory in middle east and Iraq...yeah right.

    Hey...im no David Letterman...but I gave it my best shot.

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    • Come on now... serious question wants a serious answer. There's always time for funny but this (see above) was kind of a waste...

      DenverYay

      by DenverYay on July 13th, 2006

    • Wrong!

      Answers101

      by Answers101 on July 14th, 2006

    • some people use jokes to cope. Coping is serious >.>

      RionRow

      by RionRow on February 1st, 2011

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