ANSWERS: 27
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Ooooppssss!
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It wasn't me, it was the one armed man.
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I did the best that I could.
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Neener neener boo boo!
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My bad!
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I wasn't responsible for my actions owing to temporary insanity.
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oops
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woopsy...
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"DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?"
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If the glove don't fit, you have to acquit seemed to work for OJ didn't it?
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Great answers, remember...God has a sense of humor too. If not, we would not exist as a species (smile). Be blessed and keep that sense of humor!
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Either " He/She made me do it!" or " I dont know what youre talking about". Oh, and an innocent look always helps.
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I'm mean, hey, c'mon! Global warming was going to wipe us out anyway, right?
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This is getting to be a habit! First Melmac, now Earth. Don't any of these planets come with a guarantee?
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ummmm....... psh..... uh yea...... um.... sorry?
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To hell with your punishment, and to hell with you
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the devil made me do it.
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It was Adam. He was trying to get me back for that whole Apple thing. The button was shiny, how could I resist??
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"Hey, there's life-after-death, we're all still alive, so what's the big deal?"
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"I didn't do it!"
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Thats wen you say... "I need to speak wit my lawyer, until then i shall remind silent" lol
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In my best Steve Urkel impersonation: "Did I do that?"
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well, Adidas was right, impossible is nothing
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Eh... Bound to happen.
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my bad
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U wanna die too?
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