What is the best place to hide if your hose was being robbed?
by 
PatriciaHicks
ANSWERS: 17
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Theres this huge space under the sink in the bathroom.. I would hide there. =P
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Probably inside the house, hoses are tougher than they look and can fend for themselves.
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I hope you mean house, because I would hate to be wearing hose and somebody try to steal them. You still have time to edit.
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Nobody would ever rob my 'hose' it is full of holes and sprays water everywhere. lol. + :o)
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I don't wear hose. Our hose is outside the house, so I don't know that I'd need to hide. As for HOUSE... I have no place to hide. Besides, the four dogs (3 black labs and the small rat terrier/spitz mix would lick the robber to death!
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I would open my window, kick the screen out, climb on the roof and start screaming *FIRE* because everyone comes when you yell that.
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If they want my hose that bad, they can have it. Assuming they can get away with it before I load my shotgun.
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I could just stay in the house as all my hoses are outside and it's safer in here. If they came inside I wouldn't hide, I'd confront them...with my husband:-)
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I would not hide. If a robber comes into my house, he's dead. I have a gun, and I know how to use it, plus my dog would give me plenty of warning. I am also proficient with a bow and arrow, and I can throw a knife into a tree trunk accurately at about 10 feet. I have a beautiful throwing knife that I keep in a case on top of my bookcase.
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lol hose... well "house" i'd probably not hide. i'd just pretend i was asleep. or if not i'd probably just laugh at them when they look around at the mess and think "dammit somebody got here first..." lol
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I have a morning star beside my bed and the first person coming in illegally at night is getting it right across their skull. I'll strike first and ask questions later.
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If my hose were being robbed? What would they take, water? Or maybe that little attachment that lets you adjust the flow?
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If someone wanted to rob me of my hose, then he must need to water his garden. Let him have it, I've been needing to buy a soaker hose anyway.
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you can do whatever you want to my hose.
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You're house really cannot be robbed... It can be burgled. From a legal stand point "robbery" is the taking or attempting to take something of value from another person by use of force, threats or intimidation. It is committed in the presence of the victim. Robbery is commonly known as a "holdup" or a "stickup" (i.e. bank robbery or mugging). Burglary is the unlawful entry of a ‘structure’ to commit a felony or a theft. Burglary is commonly known as a "break in," or, "breaking and entering." A ‘structure’ is usually in reference to physical buildings but not cars. Car break-ins or thefts are considered larcenies. Even if the person doesn't remove property, say they enter the structure and commit rape, they can be charged with rape AND burglary. Sorry to get technical, but it's what I do. =) And you should grab a phone and exit immediately.
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Not in the back yard, that's for sure. lol.
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I wouldn't have to hide..if you try to take my hose the garden gnome will kick your @ss (he moonlights as a ninja)
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