I like it. I dunno, Bill " The Shaft of Stratford" woulda been fighting above his class, verily,he at best was cruiser weight. Yea, 3 seconds into the first round he was tagged by what was only an exploritory left hook, perchance to dream for what was almost a legitimate ten count. Rozencrantz throws in the codpiece, Guildenstern applies the ice and styptic. And so Will was moidered, da bum. Or...Two Ton arrives at the Globe Arena, tosses off the cephalapod, and addresses the throng. " My hearse, my hearse, my kingum fer a hearse." Whichever way he wooda done it he wood moider da bum of Avalon. Da pen is mightier dan da sword, but dey can't needer one resist da fist. Unfotunatly Tony proll'y never said such. He did say ; * Reporter: "Tony, what do you think your chances are against Joe Louis?" * Galento: "Joe who?" * Reporter: "Joe Louis." * Galento: "I never hoid of da bum." He added " I'll moida da bum". He didn't, he did knock the Brown Bomber down, but then Joe got 'scientific' and wore the would be pugilisthespian down. Tony complained about the loss, his trainers convinced him to change his style,instead of fighting "his" fight and fouling Louis.

One dimensional athlete. Uneducated and ignorant.