ANSWERS: 100
  • Well according to http://www.conservation.state.mo.us/nathis/mammals/woodchuck/ a woodchuck can move 325kg of earth in a day, so if a woodchuck could chuck wood I guess it would chuck that amount.
  • a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
  • The trick is in the question were it says " if A woodchuck could chuck wood?" They can't-------But the answer to the question is " A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if A woodchuck could chuck wood!"
  • The way I heard it... A woodchuck would chuck what a woodchuck would if a woodchuck would chuck wood. But I admit that adds nothing to the answers already submitted...
  • a wood chuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood
  • A cord,a keg of kindling,a cup of chawing chunks and chosen chips for chewing.
  • The obvious answer: As much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood Not so obvious: The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds. Reference Links: http://www.raptureready.com/faq/faq50.html http://www.getodd.com/stuf/stupid/woodchuck.html
  • Honestly people, I think we all know the real answer to this question: A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as could a woodchuck who could chuck wood, is that good?
  • I've invented a new rap on the subject of woodchucks chucking wood: Chuck-chu-chuck-chuck wood would chuck wood coz chuckin'-chuckin' wood is all good unless chucked wood could be chucked before the woodchuck chucks the wood that all the other woodchucks collectively could... Now where's my pud?
  • According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds. As much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood. It would chuck the amount of wood that she sells seashells on the seashore divided by how many pickles peter piper picks. If a wood chuck could chuck wood, he would and should chuck wood. But if wood chucks can't chuck wood, they shouldn't and wouldn't chuck wood. Though were I a wood chuck, and I chucked wood, I would chuck wood with the best wood chucks that chucked wood. It would chuck the amount of wood that she sells seashells on the seashore divided by how many pickles peter piper picks. If a woodchuck could chuck wood, then s/he'd chuck all the wood, s/he'd chuck and chuck and chuck and chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Or, it could depend on whether the woodchuck's mother-in-law was around or not. If she was aroud, he'd be chucking all day. If not, he'd be watching the football game. Some maintain that woodchucks do not chuck wood at all. From the net.
  • We all know that a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a would cuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. The real question is how is that answer correct. Certain mechanisms by which this koan could be true and valid are: The tolerance theory. A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck providing that the wood chuck has an extremely low-tolerance to chucking wood with lethal ramifications. Thus any insignificant or significant quantity of wood that the woodchuck chucked would lead to the woodchuck’s immediate demise thereby preventing the wood-chuck from chucking further wood. Ergo any wood that the wood-chuck did chuck would be its life long maximum and would be as much wood as wood-chuck would chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood. However, if chucking wood was lethal to woodchucks it would not be valid to say they could chuck wood. Hence, low-tolerance is not the mechanism of the koan’s truth. The physical factor. If the very act of chucking wood involved a lethal contortion to perform in the act. Then if a woodchuck did chuck wood it would be as much as the woodchuck could chuck. Of course for the chucking to be completed the lethal contortion wood have to occur after the act of the chuck, therefore it would be necessary for it to occur in the recoil of the chuck. Thus a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if the woodchuck could chuck wood. However, as mentioned above, if the act of chucking was lethal then to say the could do it would not be true. Also, it is hard to imagine that act of chucking wood for a woodchuck would require any different manoeuvres than chucking dirt, which woodchuck frequently do. Interestingly enough, according to the Washington Post, wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck does chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow and undoubtedly in that process the woodchuck does chuck some pieces of wood and root. The pleasure principle. If a woodchuck derived no pleasure from or a specific desire to chuck wood then it would be extremely unlikely for it to chuck as much wood as it could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. If a woodchucks wood chucking gave it tremendous pleasure by means of a neural chemical flood of endomorphemes, then it could certainly be driving to chucking wood in excess, but would not necessarily lead to a woodchuck chucking as much wood as it could, although it may. If the woodchuck not only derived pleasure from the act of chucking wood, but also developed a strong addiction to chucking wood then a woodchuck would certainly chuck a lot of wood. Given these factors, then a woodchuck would develop a habit of excessive wood chucking perhaps even be driven like rats to cocaine to chucking wood in preference to eating, even to the point of starvation. Ergo, due to a combination of pleasure and addiction a woodchuck would likely chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Especially, if you consider this as a process running throughout the lifespan of the woodchuck involving multiple individually discreet wood chucking sessions. Since the woodchuck is drivin by addiction to own demise by chucking wood perhaps we should as, should a woodchuck chuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood. --www.pist.ca
  • a woodchuck can only chuck as much wood a woodchuck would chuck if the woodchuck chucked wood. but since woodchucks chuck only certain wood the woodchuck would chuck lots of wood if the wood chucked itself...
  • As much wood as a wood chuck could chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck would. Atleast I believe that's the correct answer / ending to the tongue twister.
  • Not much today. its 98 degrees!
  • How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood ************************************************** How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? We at the BRI have been working for years to answer this elusive mystery. One study said 700 pounds, but how did they get that? We decided to check ourselves. But before we can postulate a hypothesis, there are many variables that need to be determined in order to create a solid scientific theory. Are we talking about a full-grown woodchuck? Male or female? What kind of wood is he or she chucking? Pine? Maple? The wood paneling on a 1974 Dodge Wagon? To what measurement are we gauging the chucking? Per hour? Per day? Over the course of the woodchuckâ??s entire life? And how do we define of "chuck?" The American Heritage College Dictionary (Third Edition) lists three definitions for the verb form of chuck: 1) To pat or squeeze fondly or playfully, 2) To throw or toss, and 3) To make a clucking sound. Which of these chucks are we talking about? And then there are the philosophical aspects to examine. Letâ??s say, for argument, that a woodchuck really could chuck woodâ??would it even want to? Woodchucks are busy animals, what with burrowing and all. These are all important questions that BRI scientists are investigating as we speak. Keep your eyes open, because you may be seeing the answer in a future Bathroom Reader! http://answers.google.com/answers/main?cmd=threadview&id=44719 I hope you enjoy this video:
  • my brain hurts.
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  • 2 cords.
  • I tested this once. I got a hundred wookchucks to chuck wood, which the would do in fact, and got the average. They can chuck roughly three pounds of wood two meters.
  • A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood!
  • The rest of the tongue twister is: As much wood as wood chuck would if wood chuck could chuck wood. OR A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood. There are other versions too....
  • A chuck load of chucking wood.
  • As much wood as woodchuck could chuck!!
  • Shouldnt your question be: "How many chucks could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck chucks"? Or were you aiming for the: "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood."
  • A wood chuck would chuck very little wood 'cos a wood chuck can't chuck wood! However...for the right price..
  • in an average woodchuck’s lifetime it would chuck 3.4 cubic meters of wood. If it could
  • this has already been asked and answered in Sept 2004: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/8660
  • Somewhere between a cord & a faggot.
  • He'd chuck he would as much as he could and chuck as much as a wood chuck could if a wood chuck could chuck wood:) EDIT: only sort of backward
  • This is at least the third time that this question has been asked on Answerbag.
  • Depends on how much he wants
  • More than I can count
  • The entire Yellowstone National Park
  • As much wood as woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
  • A woodchuck would chuck as much as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
  • a wood chuck would chuck as much as he could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
  • depends on how big the Woodchuck is and how fast he can chuck
  • http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/8660
  • I saw one chuck a half a cord of wood in a day. He was so tired he up-chucked.
  • A noise annoys an oyster.
  • As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
  • I would have to say 54 cubic feet a second depending on how hard the wood is
  • OH COME ON! At least tell me why you feel the need to mark it down. If you don't people have a tendency to assume that you are an ASSHOLE. If you'll please pardon the expression.
  • A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could, if a woodchuck only would.
  • Too much wood is what a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood but woodchucks wood is a special wood so only 14 woodchucks could
  • I bet a woodchuck could chuch more chucks than Peter Piper could pick pecks of pickled peppers. Those woodchucks are pretty industrious.
  • about two pounds :)
  • I chuckload of wood could be chucked by a woodchuck chucking wood. Did you see the photos of the woodchuck that got run over during the F1 race in Montreal last week. Yuck, poor thing :-(
  • I've heard of hucking wood...
  • A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood!
  • About as much wood as times I've seen this question here ;)
  • Not sure - you see he's not the wood-chucker, he's the wood-chuckers son and he's only chucking wood until the wood chucker comes.
  • allot=)
  • A woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a good woodchuck could chuck.
  • He'd chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
  • As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
  • He would chuck 343,875,457.5 pieces of wood....because woodchucks are THA BOMB!!!!
  • He would probably chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck when he's chucked too much wood and is too inebriated to see that this question's been asked as many times as he's chucked wood.
  • A wood chuck would chuck a chunk of wood if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
  • A woodchuck would chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood!
  • A wooodchuck wood chuck wood, if the woodchuck wouldn't get splinters.
  • uh, about 3 and a half pounds
  • he'd chuck all the wood a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
  • He'd chuck and chuck as much as he could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
  • A woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood!
  • It matters how hungry it is.
  • I'm not sure... but maybe you could answer this one for me... how many boards could the mongols hoard if the mongol hordes got bored?
  • Edwood Wood wood wood be able to tell you but he has chucked in the towel!
  • A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
  • A chuck load?
  • A lot with a bunch more as well , I keep trying to explain it nicely and I get down rated for it , by the asker + 5
  • about a cord of board.
  • 17 i asked AWESOME-O from South Park
  • my guess is 50
  • If you do a search of answers for 'woodchuck chuck' you get 11 pages of results.
  • Yup! And I can still say it.
  • That one's easy. "She sells sea shells by the sea shore" is the hardest one.
  • Sure do. And we say it quite often because we've got woodchucks or 'wu chaks', as the Algonquins say it:-)
  • How could I forget, I see it asked at AB fairly regularly. Try this real fast. A big black bug bit a big black bear, so the big black bear ate the big black bug. Or say "Smart Feller, Feller Smart" over and over as fast as you can.
  • More than it ought to.
  • This is a duplicate question: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/8660
  • What exactly is chucking anyway? The only use for the word I know is synonymous with throwing, as in "Chuck it out" or "Chuck it at him".
  • it would be quite a bit i reckon
  • A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK AS MUCH AS A WOODCHUCK WOULD CHUCK IF A WOOD CHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD
  • About a half a rick I would imagine.
  • however much a chuck could wood if a chuckwood wood chuch would. wait...
  • None because Rampage Jackson knocked him out!
  • i have a photographic memory but it only takes pictures of tits and gin so it's pretty useless... pretty useless
  • I wonder if this question might already have been asked. ;-)
  • The woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if the woodchuck could chuck wood.
  • If he's a capitalist...as much as the market could bare.
  • Only as much as could be done between the hours of 8 to 5 with lunch and breaks. Or they will get their asses in trouble with the Beaver Board.
  • depends on his work ethic if he had work ethic

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