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Where can I sign up? :-D
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As a master chocolate cake supplier, may I sponsor your religion?
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Count me in!
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Yeah, and I bet the next thing would be that we all have to wear the same t-shirt, then we all have to live at your Chocolate Cake Complex, then we have to wear robes and sing songs. And then you'll make a goat our leader. Sorry, been there, done that, rode the comet.
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I am quite the sinner as far as your religion is concerned. Shun the non-believer. Shunnnn.
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The daemon who does not like the chocolaty mistress is trying to overshadow this place by downrating us poor believers with -4s. But we will stand strong and enjoy our cake. Now more than ever.
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Otherwise I suppose it's death by chocolate. Make mine dark chocolate.
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That depends......What do I have to do to "join"?
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I'm in !!!
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Oh hell no. That's my breakfast!!
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What are the benefits that your religion offers in the exchange to refuse chocolate cake? Better be damn good! XD
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G'day Pokki Tokki, Thanks for your question. Sounds great. Do we have chocolate cake for holy communion? Crowded House recorded a theme song. http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y-roqMDmzc4 Regards
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Sorry but I don't think I could make it...
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Naaa... I couldn't live under such restrictions yo...
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I'll join, but let me warn you that I plan to sin ALOT!
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I don't like chocolate, Yes, I am your new religion's Anti-Baker. Yea, verily, I am the Great Satin Cake, cast down from Ye Olde Cake Shoppe for daring to suggest that perhaps we could eat Angel Food instead of Devil's Food cake. It would seem that many of your answerers have misunderstood you, misread your tenet, attempted to interpret your Holy Recipe on their own without guidance from ordained icers and assume that your religion, instead of prohibiting the DENIAL or REFUSAL of chocolate cake, prohibits the ACCEPTANCE of chocolate. That is my doing, for I AM THE NON-TEMPTOR!! Bow and worship me, do not resist my non-temptation, or be doomed to spend eternity eating vanilla!!! BWAAA-HAA- HAAAAA-HAAA!
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