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I'd kick my own ass for falling in love with a loser like K-Fed. I'd also wonder how he managed to fool me into thinking he was a woman. Then I would probably have to kill him and bury him under my porch or something.
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Slip a $5 bill into his G-String. I think I just got sick in my own mouth... augh!
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I would devour his soul, make a dagger from his bones, then go on a killing spree.
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I'd reveal that I was really Sean Penn and give his ass permanent custody of my boot. :p I wouldn't really do that- I was just trying to do a scene based on that situation being directed by Clint Eastwood. :p I'd request that he morph back into my wife and if he didn't then I'd ask him if he took requests. ;)
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EW
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Damn, I'd be less bummed that I made love to a man, than I made love to someone who made love to Britney Spears
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I'd be the proud new owner of 1/4th of Britney Spears' money. Booya.
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Get tested...
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I do not know who he is. But if I found out he was my wife (person I love) I would top myself.
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G'day Pretty Pirate, Thank you for your question. I'd say you make a much more convincing woman than I thought you would. Then I would ask him what he was doing in Canberra. :>) Regards
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I'd commit myself to the nearest hospital..clearly I will have lost touch with reality and need to be somehwere to get medical help! :( Happy Tuesday! :) ((hugs))
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Puke. and then I'd ask him where he got the sex change...
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Now I'm really wondering. No, he can't be. Hmmm? God, I hope not. I'd flip, curse the universe, and then see if I could sell the story to a tabloid.
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They don't make water hot enough for me to wash off the shame.
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I'd sell the story to Us! Weekly for a cool $2.5 million.
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Shake my head a lot and open my eyes really wide until, hopefully, I woke up. If that didn't work, I'd eventually throw up. LOL!
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