ANSWERS: 30
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Your not full filling your position, and I will not be needing your lack of service any further ?
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You were hired to work and it seems you don't have the desire.... I am sorry but see ya!
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I'm sorry, you're not meeting the standards set for you and completing the tasks requested. My/our standards seem to be too high for you. I/We are going to have to replace you...
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You're in the slow lane on the highway of employment and I'm pulling you over;)
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Your performance has been extremely lackluster. I am willing to pay you exactly what you have provided thus far...nothing. In fact, can you reimburse me for the $150 in personal phone calls you have made?
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I found someone can work harder than you.
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Your efforts haven't really been up to scratch, have they? I'm sorry, but we can't give you any more chances, and we'll have fire you.
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"Your heart is just not in the job. I need people I can count on to do the work around here. I am going to have to let you go."
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This company is no longer a good match for you. Your working style and the quantity and quality of your output may be better suited for another facility. I encourage you to take advantage of the many opportunities awaiting you in the fast food business. Good Luck to you! I will make sure your final check is mailed to your home address.
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You will be happy to know we have decided to let you do what you are best at, your work load has been reduced to zero and from now on you will be blissfully unencumbered with responsibility, which you may now enjoy in the comfort of your home. We will even direct deposit your last pay check so you will not even have to come in to get it.
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Managers really aren't that smart are they. Why don't you look for good qualities in your employees, and improve your "coming up with the words to say" skills. If you don't even know how to fire someone, its not the employee that needs firing now is it?
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"You don't seem very happy here. Perhaps you would be happier working some place else."
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my question is if the employee is a lazy bum why wouldn't you tell him why you are firing him, that way he will know what to change for his next job.
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You show laziness in your job performance and we have tolerated it as long as we can , your a good person though I have to replace you -- + 5
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Say it with a French accent.
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Scottish: Yer shite, so fu%k off.
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Nicely: "You can't get the work we need done by deadline. It seems you don't really CARE about what we need done. Since that's the case, we have to let you go. I'm sorry." Not-so-nicely: "We've talked about your job performance before. We figure you're going to HAVE to get off your ass, now... Give me your keys, pack up your stuff, pick your check up at the door, and leave. AND DON'T COME BACK. You've been TERMINATED!"
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Try this... "your work ethic is not at the level we expect in order to justify your continued employment here, were sorry, It's not personal.. but we have to let you go..."
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You are a unproductive, vagabond and you are on a permanent vacation.
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It's been nice working with you. Goodbye.
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You seem to look tired...Why don't you stay home until you feel good to come back?
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The jobcentre called they want you back.
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"We have reevaluated the job duties here and it seems you are the weakest link. Goodbye!"
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you don't have to find a nice way to say it, coz if someone deserve it then he should hear it that way
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Everyone is paid to do a certain amount of work in their job. Your pay is significantly higher than the amount of work you are doing. We are not going to legally be able to lower your pay to the appropriate level so we are going to have to let you go. Buh Bye.
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You are a lazy bum and your fired....sorry
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well that would be the truth..but your not up to speed and i have to let you go would be a better way
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You have great tallents and many opportunities lay in front of you. We're not the right company for you, and we feel that we're holding you back from your full potential, and would like to pursue your lifes goals without the hinderance of all the distractions this workplace can afford to you. Good luck, and let us know when you've reached your goals.
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We find that when you are not here we get the same amount of work done, Exit stage left please pick up your pay at the box office on the way out of the work theatre.
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The way people are fired today for laziness is being promoted............so there is no such thing.
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