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Jim Gaffigan has an entire stand-up comedy routine about bacon.
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No, but I saw many comedians who were real hams.
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No, but I know a poem! Bacon you are so good But you're also oh so fatty I could use you to comb my hair So it would not be so matty I love the way you smell and taste I like to stuff you in my face Oh my lovely bacon Please tell me that you're not taken I love you so much I would marry you Please won't you listen to my woes? I love to eat you every day And when I eat you I always say BACON IS YUMMY!
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Why did the pig go into the kitchen? He felt like bacon.......
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What did the bacon say to the sausage?...Hot in here aint it!!
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