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Posted by Shadow Of The Mind some time ago

To people with a smart TV are you a smart person? Who is more smart? You or the TV?

Posted by Rick Myres some time ago

A new car for fifteen dollars?

Posted by Shadow Of The Mind some time ago

Do you know of a postman named Pat and if so does he have a black and white cat?

Posted by bostjan the adequate 🥉 some time ago

What great opponent of Cartesian dualism resists the reduction of psychological phenomena to physical states?

Posted by bostjan the adequate 🥉 some time ago

What is the name of an animal that sounds funny if you replace all of the vowels with o's?

Posted by Abha some time ago

Do you know rats actually do laugh when you tickle them ?

Posted by Rick Myres some time ago

I have what is called Summer Teeth??

Posted by bostjan the adequate 🥉 some time ago

How much wood could a woodpecker peck if a wood pecker would peck wood?

Posted by Shadow Of The Mind some time ago

Why do some people call it a living room in their house? Is it because it is a room for the living?

Posted by bostjan the adequate 🥉 some time ago

Are animals in zoos actually people in costumes?

Posted by Shadow Of The Mind some time ago

What do you think of this joke with no disrespect intended?

Posted by Jenny The Great ⭐ some time ago

Do you laugh along with people if you think the joke said is not funny?

Posted by keithold thanks all baggers some time ago

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

Posted by 11stevo73 some time ago

Most expensive oxygen bandits of the week?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Will you tell me a joke?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

What do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of words?

Posted by 11stevo73 some time ago

What happened to my Trump joke that i didn't tell properly?

Posted by Shadow Of The Mind some time ago

Is Annie Body there or perhaps a Hugh Jass?

Posted by Kewl Guy - has gone 360 some time ago

If a police officer pulls you over and tells you that you were weaving - what do you tell him?

Posted by Creamcrackered some time ago

What's the best outfit you could wear to Charles (king) coronation? Be imaginative

Posted by Shadow Of The Mind some time ago

Do you consider yourself part of the furniture as they say and do you live in Texas using a chainsaw to massacre people in your barn?

Posted by Shadow Of The Mind some time ago

When you have a runny nose does it take part in a marathon?

Posted by DancesWithWolves some time ago

What's a cold day in hell mean ?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Where do fish keep their money?

Posted by DancesWithWolves some time ago

If Jenny and Clyde walk by a Pear tree with a Dozen on the tree and each took a Pear, how many would be left ?

Posted by Shadow Of The Mind some time ago

When someone says bottoms up before they have a drink does that mean they get to bend over to put their bottom up literally?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. Which do you think will come first?

Posted by sm00z some time ago

Can anybody here tell a joke with one word?

Posted by 11stevo73 some time ago

Can anyone explain the " huge orange head" joke?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Can you describe your job as if it were a crime?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Joke of the day 6/21/17 can you do better?

Posted by DancesWithWolves some time ago

A Male Native American said to his wife, how how, She said I know how but I don't know who?

Posted by Jenny The Great ⭐ some time ago

Is the Big Bad Wolf a warewolf?

Posted by Jenny The Great ⭐ some time ago

Could you beat a kangaroo in a kickboxing match?

Posted by Anoname some time ago

Which do you like better - Cats or Dogs? WHY !

Posted by DancesWithWolves some time ago

What does sitting and smoking have in common ? Butts

Posted by lazerus1500 some time ago

Finish this, a horse walks into a bar _______________?

Posted by lilmiss some time ago

If you woke up naked next to me, using only three words, what would you say

Posted by DancesWithWolves some time ago

What happened to the Jolly Green Giant when the guy with the jig saw came after him ? The guy with the jig saw yelled hey jolly green giant how about some mixed vegetables ?

Posted by Beat Covid, Avoid Republicans some time ago

You Die and Go to Heaven, then You Find Out The Worst Jackass who ever Lived is also there. What Do You Do?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Can my refrigerator catch covid 19?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Do you know any good math jokes? I'll start.

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Are you a wooden spoon, lead paint, no car seat, no bike helmet, pickup bed ridin', garden hose drinkin' survivor?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

If you lost your leg in a plane crash and was stranded and it was the only thing left to eat would you?

Posted by MrBLT needs to be contained some time ago

What was the last thing you banged?

Posted by DancesWithWolves some time ago

How do you annoy a skeleton?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Wanna see my son's sense of humor?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Blood makes me grow but cold water makes me shrink what am I?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Haha! Someone named their kid Pepsi! Do you think they'll ever find a Coke with their name on it?

Posted by Linda Joy some time ago

Is a punch bowl where you store the names of the people you want to punch?

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