• I have never had any tickets...ever. Been driving 42 years. I have a clean driving record...
  • Yes, I have tried the insanity plea a few times.hence the name.
  • I have, but not for myself. It worked and I was able to get out of paying the ticket.
  • might as well claim insanity after this. While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide." "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..." Ticket ------------------$95.00 Court Costs ------------$45.00
  • Pleading insanity would coast about 10,000 times the cost of the parking citation. A psychiatrist would have to be hired, by you, to prove your insanity. Then, you will need an attorney to represent you in traffic court to make your pleas and prove your insanity. Then, if found guilty, you will have to pay the court costs, in addition to the fine, doctors fee, and attorney fees. A ten dollar fine is much cheaper that trying to prove your mental health condition.
    • mushroom
      $10? That's less than any parking lot in these parts.
  • LMAO NO!!
  • i really like vince by the way. can u believe it?

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