Whats the worst thing you can say to a bailiff?
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I have a bomb tucked away in my bippy.
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Archie Bunker WTF is a bippy?
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I DEMAND you to fluff my pillow or I DEMAND you to bring me a drink. I DEMAND u get me a softer bed & softer toilet paper. I SAID BRING ME A CIG NOW!
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Is that a gun in your holster or are you just happy to see me?
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If you don't piss off i'm conna put you in a stew i'm cooking.
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... and here's my wallet, keys, belt....
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Help yourself.
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Are you really that fat or is that the bullet proof vest?
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Fuck You.
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i left my evidence at home in the basement want to joint them
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Is the judge corn holing you?
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may I fuck your daughter?
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"I am terrorist! I KEELL you!"
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Bailiff's hate hearing that they aren't good enough for patrol.... You could say something along those lines.
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Tea/Coffee?
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How's it feel to be a rent-a-cop?
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"Dad, I'm really sorry I killed Mom."
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"I've got a gun."
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My cousin's a real cop?
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"Hey man, look, I totally did it, but do you think you could put in a good word to the judge for me? Comeon bro, don't be a dick. I'm hungover and stoned out of my mind right now and I don't have time for this shit."
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"You'll never find the expensive stuff, cos I've placed it under the spare bedroom floorboards."
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to curse at hinn
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bostjan64
Only if you haven't thrown dog food at him yet.
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Could you rub my feet. They hurt
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