• Three former rockers were playing golf one day. The first one said "Sure is windy today!" The second said "No, dummy, today's Thursday!" The third said "Then get him a drink of water and take your putt!" The first then shouted "This is a golf course, not a dance floor!"
  • What?
    • mushroom
      I said "it's hot!"

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