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No, not really. It's the third testicle that gets me. : )
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AnonameExotic. He never mentioned the third one to me.
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Ice manI'm surprised, because he won't shut up about it.
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beaker95Ever get the feeling people are talking about your genitalia behind your back ?
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Ice manOh so now you're claiming that your genitalia is behind your back as well. : )
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beaker95What time is it in Canada ?
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Ice manFive minutes to six am. In this time zone at least. What time is it in England?
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beaker95And you have nothing better to do than this ? Get a shave. Have a shit. Pleasure yourself in the shower. Pleasure someone else in the shower. Go back to sleep. Eat. Drink. Walk the 'gator. Mend that fence. Clean your kitchen. Trim your pubes. 11 o'clock in the morning.
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Ice manI shit the bed early so I had to get up and start the laundry, you know how it is....
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beaker95Why didn't you just flip the bed sheet over and be good for another month ?
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Ice manBecause I did that last month ..
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beaker95Oh I see. You have OCD.
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Ice manHey, there's nothing wrong with my dick ... and my rash is all cleared up too.
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beaker95What about investing in plastic sheets ? A quick wipe over with your towel and they are as good as new. Saves a fortune on the laundry bills. Not quite as comfortable as Egyptian cotton though. We girls sometimes have to sacrifice comfort for necessity, don't we ?
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Ice manGood idea !! I'm off to Walmart to buy a big roll of plastic....
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beaker95Make sure you keep them in front of you and dangling downwards. And skip out the dairy aisle in case that store detective remembers you and gets excited.
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Ice manSilly, I do it on purpose ..
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beaker95You do what on a porpoise ?
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Ice manRide bareback ..
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Ice manNo. - https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tea_bag_(sexual_act)
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