Hello operator, please give me number nine, and if you disconnect me I will chop off your...

The junk yard.

The steamboat went to hello operator, please give me number nine. and if you disconnect me, i'll kick you from behind!

Siberia

hell-o operator, please give me number nine, and if you disconnect me, I'll kick you from behind - the 'fridgerator, there was a piece of glass, Miss Suzy sat upon it, and cut her big fat - ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies, the boys are in the bathroom, zipping up their - flies are in the city, bees are in the park, Miss Suzy and her boyfriend are kissing in the D A R K D A R K dark, dark, darker than the ocean, darker than the sea, darker than the big black dog chasing after me, me, me. My mother is godzilla, my father is king kong, my brother is the stupid one who made me sing this song.

HELL-o operator....

hello operator give me # 9 and if you disconnect me i'll kick you from behind the fridgerator there sat a piece of glass ms susie sat apon it and broker her big fat... ask me no more questions i'll tell you no more lies the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their flies are in the meadow the bees are in the park ms susie and her boyfriend are kissing in the d-a-r-k, d-a-r-k, d-a-r-k...dark dark dark is like a movie a movie's like a show a show is like a tv show and that is all i know i know my ma i know i know my pa i know i know my sister with a training bra

Helsinki - I hear it's lovely this time of year!

Probate.

Hello operator, please give me number 9, and if you disconnect me i will chop off your behind the fridgerator there was a piece of glass, Ms. susie sat apon it, and broke her big fat ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies, the boys are in the girls room zipping down there fies are in the meddows the bees are in there hives the boys and girls are kissing in the D-A-R-K D-A-R-K dark dark dark the dark is like the movies, a movies like a show a show is like a T.V set and that is all i kno i kno my ma i kno i kno my pa i kno i kno my sister with the 40 acer bra, its bigger then the ocean its bigger than the sea its bigger than that fat lady sitting next to me. she died her hair in purple she died her hair in pink she died her hair in polka-dot and washed it down the sink. when miss suzie was a baby a baby a baby when miss suzie was a baby she went like this weh weh: when miss suzie was a toddler a toddler a toddler when miss suzie was a toddler she went like this weh weh suck my thumb: when miss suzie was a child a child a child when miss suzie was a child she went like this weh weh suck my thumb, gimme a piece of buble gum: when miss suzie was a teenager a teenager a teenager when miss suzie was a teenager she went like this weh weh suck my thumb gimme a piece of buble gum, ooh aah I lost my bra I think I left it in my boyfriend's car: when miss suzie was a parent a parent a parent when miss suzie a parent she went like this weh weh suck my thumb, gimme a piece of buble gum, ooh aah i lost my bra I think I left it in my boyfriend's car, shut up kids im on the phone im tryin to get your father home: when miss suzie was grandma a grandma a grandma when miss suzie was a grandma she went like this weh weh suck my thomb gimme a piece of buble gum, ooh aah i lost my bra i think i left it in my boyfriend's car, shut up kids i'm on the on the phone tryin to get your father home, cane cane where's my cane i need my cane where's my cane: when miss suzie was in heaven in heaven in heaven when miss suzie was in heaven she went like this weh weh suck my thumb gimme a piece of buble gum, ooh aah i lost my bra i think i left it in my boyfriend's, car shut up kids im on the phone tryin to get your father home, cane cane where's my cane i need my cane where's my cane, look at my beautiful halo and shiny dress. by.. Leah and Ali

Tuskegee

Miss Susie had a steamboat, The steamboat had a bell (ding ding) When Susie went to heaven The steamboat went to Hello operator, Please give me number nine And if you disconnect me I'll chop off your Behind the 'fridgerator There lay a piece of glass Miss Susie sat upon it She broke her little Ask me no more questions Please tell me no more lies The boys are in the bathroom Zipping up their Flies are in the meadow Bees are in the park Miss Susie and her boyfriend are kissing in the D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K, DARK DARK DARK! The dark is like a movie A movie's like a show A show is like a TV set And that is all I Know I know my ma I know I know my Pa I know I know my sister With the 40 acre bra (I think this next part is regional) My ma gave me a nickel My pa gave me a dime My sister gave me a boyfriend Who kissed me all the time My ma took back the nickel My pa took back the dime My sister took back my boyfriend And gave me Frankenstein! (and I can't really remember all of this bit but here's the gist) He made me Wash the dishes He made me cut the grass So I kicked him up a tree And he got splinters in his Ask me where I'm going Ask me where I've been Ask me one more question And I'll sing it all again!

Her next of kin.

hell

hello operater please give me #9 And if you disconnect i'll kick you from behind the fridgerator their laid a pice of glass Ms. susie sat upon it, and broke her big fat Ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies The boys are in the bathroom zipping up their flies are in the bedroom, the bees are in the hive. Ms. Susie and her boyfriend are kissing in the D-A-R-K D-A-R-K, dark dark dark Darker than the ocean Darker than the sea Darker yhan the little boy, whose chasing after me. My mother is godzilla My father is king kong My brother is the stupid one who made up this dumb song.

ms suzie had a steamboat the steamboat had a bell ding ding ms suzie went to heaven the steamboat went to hello operator please give me number 9 and if you disconnect me i will paddle your behind the fridgerator there was a peice of glass ms suzie sat upon it and broke her big fat ask me no more questions tell me no more lies the boys are in the girl’s room pulling down their flies are in the meadow bees are in the park ms suzie and her boyfriend are kissing in the D-A-R-K D-A-R-K dark dark dark is like a movie a movies like a show a show is like a TV set this is what i know i know my mother i know i know my dad i know i know my sister with the alligator bra (can stop here but this is an extended version) My mom gave me a nickel My dad gave me a dime My sister gave me a boyfriend His name was Frankenstein! he made me do the dishes he made me scrub the floor he made me wear his underwear so i kicked him out the door he flew all over london he flew all over france he flew over the hulla girls doing the hulla dance (sing-songy) all the girls in france do the hulla hulla dance and the dance they do is enough to tie a shoe and the shoe they tie is enough to tell a lie and the lie they tell is enough to go to.. hello operator! please give me number 10 and if you disconnect me i will sing this song again!