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'if your fit as and your name begins with 't' then reply to this txt' just thinking about it makes me laugh, its quite cringy really bt the person who said it made it successful and two years later im still with him.
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"If you're single, I'm available" "If you're willing, I've got money"
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Are your parents retarded? No, Why? Because you sure are special to me
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Hello, I'm George Clooney. (I don't get it, but it seems a lot of women do.)
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if youre a woman, i think "your place or mine?" does the trick. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vn8HM4zE2c
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for a lesbian "your face or mine"
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If you're rich, I'm your bitch.
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Since you are the best looking of all your friends... How about we toss it up to natural selection (Since I am too.) and get on with it. Can I buy you a drink?
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Great legs, what time do they open?
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"If I told you that you had a nice body--would you hold it against me?"
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You know, that top would look really good on the floor of my bedroom.
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if you were a car door, i'd slam you all night long.
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Would you hold it against me if I told you that you have a great body?
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Hey, how’s it going? Do you see my friend over there? She wants to know if you think I’m cute. I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list. Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
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Ya know what would look good on you? Me.
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lol okay, i'll tell a few. one guy got me with: im going outside to make-out, care to join me? another: so for breakfast tomorrow morning do i call you on the phone or poke your ribs with my elbow? and finally: you're the most interesting piece of ass i've talked to all evening. UPDATE: the last one that worked was: Is it just me or did you ass just smile at me? *wink* :)
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if i were to rearrange the alphabet id put U inbetween F and CK nice shoes...wanna fuck? hmm they both have fuck in it, strange.....
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I just won the lottery and I can't drive. Can you give me a ride over to their office?
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Boy ' how about coming to mine for breakfast. I'll cook you eggs, how do you like them?' Girl ' unfertlized' Boy ' would you like to see the soles of your feet in my wing mirrors?'
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success is different for everyone.money is success but peace in heart and mind is success too.for me it will be--- god send me on this earth for an examination only.
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How about asking, "Did it hurt, when you fell from heaven? Because you look like an angel to me.
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can i have sex with your vajayjay. 99% of the time it works everytime.
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I was maybe 4. Funny I cannot pick up women now at all. But it was just, "Hey Sarah, I hope you know me!" She replied, "Don't worry I do!" We had a relationship that was stronger and longer than most high school romances!
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The funniest one I got from a Gal recently was 'so beautiful how do you like your eggs in the morning?' LMAO. FYI Sunny Side Up!
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"Thought you might like to know who you are talking to. My name is xxxxx." She's someone from AB and it worked for me.
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I just LOVE the one skyclad said! "Nice legs! What time do they open"!!! Fun question!!! +5
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And these lines worked? Boy, things sure sound a lot easier than when i was still dating! ;D . I did once ask a lawyer if I could see her briefs. Couldn't say it was all that successful though, all I got was slapped. . Guess i should have know that any girl smart enough to become a lawyer wasn't liekly to find that witty ;D
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They fail on me :) +5
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