ANSWERS: 72
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I'd refuse to participate, and let the clock run out. If I was FORCED, then I'd ruin my life by becoming a registered Republican voter. +5
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Just sit patiently because I already ruined 2 years ago
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Well remember that million dollars you gave me an hour or so ago - I would give it all away......not so much ruining the life I have now as throwing away the life I could have had....!
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Never never never! But the worst thing that could happen to me, is for me to cheat on my girlfriend, to then tell her, have her get so angry with me, and then somehow die before my eyes. But that's NOT going to happen. So I'm fine :) +5
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Shoot Dick Cheney. What a way to go!
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hammer the clock until it goes to pieces +5
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Make all my passwords public...bye bye life as I know it! lol!
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I'd tell the girl who's been trying to go out with me that I couldn't give a crap if I never see her again in my life. Next I'd tell THE girl how much I want her (and get painfully rejected). Finally I would go outside and start slashing people's throats. As an afterthought I could tell my best friends and family that I'm a closet anime nerd. =L Oh, and then cut out my tongue and stab myself in the eyes... If I say these things by text, I think I could get it all done in just about 5 minutes. =P
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1)Call up my ex girlfriend and tell her I want to get back with her. 2)Have some Death Cap Mushrooms for lunch (certain death within about two weeks unless a liver transplant is performed). Apparently they taste lovely. 3)Commit a really bad crime. Steal the Mona Lisa and eat it, rape the Queen, that sort of thing.
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I'd run into the street naked and get sent to a mental institution...
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Commit countless crimes.
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turn into my mother...
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Sit there and wait until the 5 minutes are up, then I wouldn't have ruined my life. Cool!
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tell my only secret which would ruin my life in no time.
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write a bunch of cheaks that will bounce. Take any credit cards I have and spend spend spend. Then I would go live on national Telvsion and say I think that we need more terrism and that hitler is my hero and I plan to fellow in his footsteps.
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Grab my gun and shoot all the stupid people, boy come to think of it, i don't have that many bullets.
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I'll give all my money away. All $200.
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ask someone to marry me
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Go outside and smash up all of my neighbours' cars with a cricket bat.
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Become a Republican!
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I wouldn't do it, but I think that cheating on my husband would most certainly ruin my whole life.
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Run over to the freeway and stand in the middle. Its only a 4.5 minute jog from my house. :)
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Threaten a cop with a gun.
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Yell: "I got a bomb and now ya'll dead" in a public crowded space.
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Get a knife from the kitchen and stab someone else in the house.. That wouldn't even take 5 mins and my life would change forever.
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Run outside and smash as many cars on the parking lot as I can. I think that's the worst thing I can really do in 5 minutes, property damage, unless I come across a person, then of course I could kill them with my bare hands, unless he/she is a better fighter than I am.
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Jump off a bridge... That is high enough.
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kill my self
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Tell my wife that i just got our sons girlfriend pregnant, and and that i drove over the dog whilst putting the car back in the garage, think that would cover most bases!
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I did it in a moment many years ago.
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rob a bank
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Run up to a cop with my hand in my coat and whip out a toy gun
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I killed J.F.K!......
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Get back into a relationship with my ex-girlfriend.
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Go 180mph on a bullet bike till I hit something
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Sex without a condom.
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I'm already married, what else could I possibly do?
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join a religion...
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Score and use some heroin. Set fire to the police station. Tattoo "Free BJs" in my face. all managable within five minutes in my neighbourhood :)
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shoot up my town centre
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I wouldn't need the whole five minutes. My shotgun is already loaded. +4
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Run faster until I get to lose weight fast.
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Assault the nearest police officer...guaranteed to usher in a lifetime of woe.
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Figure out a way to "do in" my ex-husband, and father of my two adult daughters who were both "non-parented" him and indulged to the point where they are both pretty spoiled and also bratty at times (randomly - it's unpredictable), the younger one more than the older one, and both often taking their mother for granted, their mother who served and slaved for them like crazy over the years and is still helping them with adult life issues, like financial, medical/dental, educational, and part-time job-related (he NEVER helped or helps them with any life issues - he just scoffed/made fun of me and stayed on the sidelines, earning "brownie points" w/ them for letting them do whatever they wanted, which he did all thru' the years that they lived with him, especially the younger one because she lived with him more of her teen years than the older one - plus they have two cute small dogs that play together, which are often the center of attention at their house - a complete "escapist" obsession). There you have it. I would never do anything like I mention above, of course!! - for it WOULD ruin my life and theirs, for they love "Disneyland Dad"! - but the resentment I have for this jerk makes such an act justifiable in my eyes, were it not that I would land in prison for life or executed, so - deal with it I must...Plus, his family is local, which includes his dad and two half-brothers, and the father facilitates him by helping him with monthly assistance ("gift") checks through some hard times! So he has never had to REALLY struggle in the sense of the word, and my daughters are "in" that "mentality." They have never known what it's like to REALLY be needy, REALLY suffer financial hard times, if you don't have a job or don't have steady work. Although they are doing well overall with respective college and part-time jobs/work, they have it waaaay too "cushy" in my opinion, and even tho' I wouldn't want them to have to struggle too much, I'm amazed at just how "used" to living on "Easy Street" they have become. They both spend beyond their means, and have rather expensive tastes, even though they would both deny that. But I see the things they look at in various stores - things I never even look at, because I wouldn't even think of paying such prices!! Well, I have a good 2nd husband and a solid, steady full-time job and part-time jazz music performance career, so I keep busy - but as for the way my daughters both border on being "primadonnas," AND for the fact that he was never vigilant thru' their teen years as any father should be without fail, I will forever hold him responsible. Guess I need to write some more original 'rant' songs to continue dealing with my ongoing hatred of him - at least, those are harmless enough as long as I don't sing them on gigs!! Oh, well. My daughters appreciate me to a degree, but his influence is, alas, forever upon them. (Just updated, 11/23/09)
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Take the cover off the fan, turn it on at full speed and stick my tongue in there. ***DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME*** lol.
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I sit absolutely still and do nothing for five minutes. Whew... I got through that withour ruinig my life. Now, let's move on.
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Mail a christmas card to my kids grandma<lol> +5
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shoot up 100 units of crystal meth!
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Get drunk as a skunk..:)
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put a gun to my head and pull the trigger... beat that! :P
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Have my sister in law show up
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All I have to do is urinate in public. If caught and convicted I would then have to register as a sex offender (from the public display of my parts).
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Why do you ask?
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slit my forearms vertical from wrist to inner elbow like a pro not a beginner with horizontal cuts across the wrists. +5
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get on a porn web site on a government computer
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eat at macdonalds
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Give out my social security number over the phone during a drunken stooper!:)
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Join the Church of Scientology.
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I'd continue enjoying and trying to improve my life, and let the time expire.
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Become a politician. lol
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Punch my Commander in the face..
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Run into a public school and say im gonna shoot the ********...I think that would destroy my life instantly... dont you?
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Initiate a conversation with a woman.
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I empty my mom's bank account and don't tell her or ask permission.
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have sex with your ex
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Get remarried to my ex husband +5
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speed down the highway, jump out as an on coming car is approaching, if that kills you your life is ruined, if not then you are definately ruined
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Tell my senator to vote for universal health care
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Cut off your dick
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my life has been in a state of on going ruin since i was born i'm 63.what do you mean by ruin? signed a very unwise agreement have you?
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Run to the medical centre and get a swine flu jab. The mercury will ruin me forever.
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Get married again
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