ANSWERS: 24
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Too much beer. +5
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Nothing. They're always like this.
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I strained too hard on the toilet
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HAHAHAH You must have mistaken me for my daughter ;+
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marijuana!
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They got photographed
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I was laughing too hard.
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I came in my eye...
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I volunteered for a magic trick and got turned into a white rabbit!
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I watched The Omen too many times over the weekend and got possessed.
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I got stoned in my freshly chlorinated pool without my sunglasses on at noon during polen season.
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Asked a woman out. She poked them with her fingers.
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They had some weed.
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Last night I was taking care of a friend - she was sick and I couldn't get much sleep.
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I haven't changed my contacts in a while.
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Take a wild guess.
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Allergies
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Too much communist literature has converted them to Marxism.
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Couldn't sleep again.
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I wanted a change so I used a red sharpie to color them
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spunk in the eye can cause that, told mum i hadn't slept lol god those were the days.
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i cried too much... something bad has just happened to me
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My cannibalistic instincts kicked in and I couldn't wait for my earlobes to grow back so I had to nibble on my eyes to suppress my hunger. lol
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I was very tired.
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