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Sorry misread: Not all cats, but it sure has killed alot of humans. They poke their noses and tails into things that are not their business or that are dangerous and they unfortunately, get hurt, and sometimes die. Some have only one life.:)
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Cats are nosey. I guess he/she nosed in the wrong place at the wrong time.
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because, it was curious, wanted to find out what it was, and then it died. Sad story.
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With a pot of boiling oil.
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It was curious about the rat poison it found in the basement, so it ate the poison & died.
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Curiosity is my dog's name, he chase4d the cat into the ocean and it drowned.
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Curiosity killed the cat quite mysteriously. No one has ever found this answer, and it still plagues human kind to this day. Just hope Curiosity doesn't find you
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I got curious if they actually had 9 lives...
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With a gun, which she had a license for.
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With a revolver that shoots flaming cobras with Bowie knives for teeth.
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The cat was curious about what was atop my bedroom door, and got stuck. It meowed and meowed until I came to get her down. She became a pair of slippers. *DISCLAIMER: I have never, nor will I ever kill a cat for meowing. I have never killed a cat period. It is a joke and if you take this seriously then you should seriously take a piece of coal and place it between your butt cheeks, because eventually you will have a diamond...
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he stuck his head in a meat grinder
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Curiosity almost killed my cat when she tried to jump in the oven.
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It tried to stop a man from killing J.F.K but then got picked up and chucked out the window - it then came back up the building and got thrown out again - this pissed the cat off - so it went to a police officer and grabbed his gun - took the gun with it and went back up - three fires were shot and it turned out to be the cat getting shot three times - it then got up - jumped at him but missed and fell out the window again - as it got up again a car ran over it and then got trampled over by loads of people - the cat then pulled ut a cigarette and chilled out - but then finally die because the to intense nicotene. So it died nine times after trying to prevent J.F.K from getting shot! (i know, this is the stupidest answer ever, i wasted my time but i havn't the strenght to delete it all so i shall keep it on, downrate at your own free will people. Its all i could think of)
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With an ice pick and a smile. The bastard.
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He tested fate by using his 10th life.
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