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  • My EX - It turned out that his skill was lifting a Beer Bottle and harrassing people
  • I would have to say my step-son. His skill is not picking up after himself, or helping out around the house, or paying board for still being here. However, I must say in the past week or so he's been starting to come around since he was told it's time for him to move out. Wonder why?
  • My friend.When he sits to do Home work He sleeps and when he comes for football with me he always prefers to be a Goal keeper which involves less works.He weighs 73 kgs.Can you IMAGINE !!!!He wants others to do his works
  • My brother, he just sits on his butt and expects everyone to say "Oh, poor, Kris, it's been so hard for you. Here let me call your lawyer, parole officer,and the drug counciler. What, you have no money? Here have a roll of twenties." His skills are stealing, manipulation, drinking, smoking anything he can get his hands on, and neglecting his kids for years at a time.
  • The laziest person I know is the "helper" hired for me named Carl. If he had ANY skills, I probably wouldn't call him lazy.
  • My dad, he was so lazy he couldnt take off his own shoes. His skill was manipulation
  • my friend lynn. she broke her arm last month, but was too lazy to go to the hospital. she waited 3 days to go. the only reason she ended up going, was because her work made her. she works in the hospital pharmacy. i have so many stories like this about her. i'd tell you, but i wouldn't want her laziness to rub off on anyone.
  • I had this friend whose parents built themselves a house. Now you might be saying that that doesn't sound lazy but they stopped short of a kitchen. They have been living in the house for years and never put in a sink! They do the dishes outside with a hose. lol
  • My fat ex-friend who has declared that when she and her husband finally build their own home, she will have the laundry room placed on the top floor with the bedrooms so that she doesn't have to go up and down the basement stairs with "heavy" loads of laundry. She'll probably put a toilet and a refrigerator in the master suite.
  • My neighbor. She is this Jabba the Hut thing that sits on her couch all day long. She has 3 or 4 (?) kids and tells them to go outside and leave her alone, but the youngest is only 3 or 4 so she's always getting hurt by the other kids. She lives off of welfare and child support and doesn't work; orders food for almost every meal, and smokes constantly. I think she only moves to go buy more cigs or mac and cheese to feed her horde. I wish I could take her kids away and lock her up in a gym!!

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