ANSWERS: 21
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Be a minority, in the wrong place, at the wrong time...
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Go directly to jail,do not pass "GO" do not collect £200.......
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Punch a cop.
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Commit a major crime and turn yourself in. Then plead guilty in court. +5
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Pass "go" and don't collect $200?
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Kill a whole buncha peeps.
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Walk into a store and yell "This is a hold up!"
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Take a woman purse in a hurry,swear at policeman and say that his mather is a turt,Oi!
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High speed chase.
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Shoplifting
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Publicly masturbate in a shopping centre.
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Smack an officer in the face and before you can say "jackslap", you are on your way. Some homeless people do this for a shower, food and a nites rest. I do not object to this concept used by the homeless. it, at least gives them a safe night of rest and food.
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Shoot your ex in the balls.
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Don't Pay Your Credit Card Debt
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Shoot a cop in a police station. +4
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Steal a cops car while he's buying donuts.
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Kill a white man, a white woman, and or a white police officer! They are not too harsh when a black person is killed! I should know!
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Walk into a sheriff station and start swinging your shlong around in front of the lady working the front desk.
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Shoplifting, DUI, or high-speed chase
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piss in public.
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Get caught breaking the law?!
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