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A horses head. Means I really pissed off the wrong person...
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my cat, or my step-brother...
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Another man and a hangover
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A cockroach.
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my feet, that means they are no longer attached to my body
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vomit and it has happened. Yuk!
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A stinky wino that broke into my apartment and crashed into my bed....
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Darth Vader
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My ex-husband and/or his new girlfriend (Who looks like what would happen if you could cross-breed the Cryptkeeper with a hippo)
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the ceiling. My wife and I where sleeping in our apartment in AZ when I felt a drop of water hit the comforter. then another drip, a constant stream and then the ceiling fell in on us. No one hurt, just scared a little. That was one hell of a night
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My ex husband
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Someone else's detatched head.
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My ex ?
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A Denebian Slime Devil.
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Lorena Bobbitt, and blood.
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The Grim Reaper
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Freddy Krueger
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The corpse of a loved one.
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Either of these guys:
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people there is nothing worse then waking up to a butt in your face when u open your eyes. trust me on this one!
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Someone or something that i look at and can't tell what it is.
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A pile of snail goo.
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MY EX HUSBAND . OR ANY OF HIS RELATIVES .
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Me. For me, having sex with myself ends at masturbation.
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a nuclear missile
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A lion
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A serial killer sitting on a hungry bear.
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Any male member of my family (par Ali because I trust him). I;m not such a fan of incest
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a horse'e head
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A black widow spider.
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My cat, who has a tendancy to lick my face.
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My dead body. Out of body experience.
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This is almost a word for word duplicate. http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/166749 Flagged as such.
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This girl named Kelly I once knew...
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My cousin
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Howard K Stern
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this really hot guy named Zach.
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George Bush and Dick Cheney smoking cigarettes... naked... one on each side of me.
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Big Fat Bastard from Austin Powers, oh yea oh yea!!
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anything holy. like an angel or something.
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A rattlesnake.
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In this order: 1. My (soon to be) ex husband 2. Dick Cheney 3. Anything with more than 4 legs 4. A crocodile
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a tarantula, one of those HUGE, hairy ones...brrrrr
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A giant flying cockroach. <shuddder> I have actually had this happen thanks to my "dear" cat bringing one into our bed >:/ My husband and I woke to this odd fluttering noise. Talk abut jumping out of bed. The fluttering noise was it's wings about 8 inches away from my ear. I screamed so loud (at 1am in the morning) that my neighbors came over to see WTH was going on. Here's a pic if you want to see. (in link form on purpose ;) http://www.faunology.co.uk/shop/product_images/t_18476.jpg
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a...a centipede! *shudders* you know the ones that have those really long back legs...aaa..and they...they are red, and freaky looking..... gahh! oh! that's just some red fabric...I have a bad phobia of them...
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Myself.
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a live cockroach
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my ex husband perish the thought.
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My Neighbor - thats spooky
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My father!
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A giant Squid.
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My ex-wife.
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Rocky Balboa
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President Bush!
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Ughh! I don't even want to type it... or think about it.
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Richard Cheney....!!!
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A bug.
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My ex
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My Uncle Earl with the glass eye
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a spider that just laid eggs in my throat.
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A puddle. Eew...
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A duck billed platypuss.
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Cat vomit...lucky me
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anyone under the legal age?
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A snake.
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My ex
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this pysco that is in LOVE with me. *shudder*
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Anything or anyone besides my husband or daughter.
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Rosie O'Donnell assuming she would ever go straight. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww !! Gag !! Heave !! Vomit !! Ech !!
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Andrew, the ultimate dork and wannabe. He's COMPLETELY obsessed with me and my sister and trys continually to be cool. It would be so scary.
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My husband dead (of natural causes of course).
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Sick and dioreah. The first has happened, not the latter. I went out one night and ate a curry before hand. Was sick all in my bed in my sleep, INSIDE the pillowcases, under the duvet, in my hair, in the bin (yay i must have hit it once!) and all over the floor. Horrible.
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A dead bloody body and the knife in my hand.
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Um Freddy Kruger!
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A serial killer or Michael Jackson...
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Jack the Ripper! Eek!
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a fat trucker named pat with her pet road kill sid
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Soul!
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Myself
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George Bush!
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Jack Black!
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Myself, because it would probably mean that I would be dead.
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my ex husband!
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hillary clinton
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the snake that i'm absolutely convinced is gonna be there one night
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A cockroach the size of a killer whale tapdancing on my freshly vaccumed floors
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cat poop.
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A bug, george bush, a mass murder, hitler, and may other htings...can't name just one
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Flavor Flav!!!
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Paris Hilton-I like my health, don't need some STDs.
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A dead loved one.
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My ex-husband or any of my ex-boyfreinds. EEEWWW, Gross!
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a chicken with a beer in one hand and a gun in the other.
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My ex-wife or a man
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A bomb that will explode in 5 seconds and has a note on it saying " GOOD MORNING ! - GOOD BYE ! "
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A smiling clown holding a knife, while smiling. I;m not afraid of clowns I just think that would be weird to wake up to... awkward too, and maybe a little scary.
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