ANSWERS: 89
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hell you dont even have to pay me that much...i'd do it for free haha.
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Hell Yes! I would just let them in on it first. Who wouldn't be down with that.
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Yes but I would give each a hundred thousand so I'm sure they would let me.
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For a slap? Yes, and they would think me an idiot if I didn't do it. Its a million freakin' dollars, so I would even have their blessing. Pride isn't even a factor when it comes to this, since its just a slap. :D
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If there would be no consequences I'd slap my dad for free. I've got a lot of pent up anger towards that man.
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Yes I certainly would. But I would have to go to the cemetery first.
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never.
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lol...my mom would gladly let me slap her for half a million dollars!
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That's it? Hell yeah I would, they'd recover from that.
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is ahare it and theyd prob let me
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As long as you could ensure that I wouldn't get slapped back I would do it for free!
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For a million bucks my mother would tell me to slap her.
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Sure...They would understand the circumstances after it was all over. LOL.
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I can't imagine ever slapping my precious mother, but if she knew I passed up the chance to have a million $$, she'd slap the shit out of me.
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I'd slap them both for free. The money would be icing on the cake.
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Yup, and I would yell "reflex" and jump out the window
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heck yeah I would let them know right away why I did it before they kill me lol. I love my parents
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No, but I'll slap yours for 20 bucks. ;) j/k
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Id tell them I would give them $10 and then do it!
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No, because i would not live to spend the million bucks.
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Not if I plan on living long enough to spend the money.
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For a million they would probably beg me to.
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Yes pweeze.
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yes, both of them.
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Oh yeah. But I'd kick them a grand after I did it. lol
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yeah.
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never my parents are worth more to me than disrespecting them over any amount of cash ,, and I would love to have money to spoil them and my family but nope I just could not hit my mom she is precious to me and my dad is passed on
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Of course. Haven't you heard the expression "Well I'll be slap yo mama, I be rich!"
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Yes, but I would ask for permission, tell them there are a million reasons to say yes, and pay them well.
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I would tell them about the money, promise to share it out with them, and then slap them very gently! :)
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Oh hell to the YEAH, I'd slap them silly and then when they reach a point of rage and insanity I'll say I slapped ya for a Million bucks baby and then they'll be happier then all hell. :)
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yes, but I would give them a lot of that money..
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Hell yeah! Far i'd do it for a portion of that! I'm sure they'd understand when i told them why haha.
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Absolutely Not.
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If my dad was still alive I'd do it for free. I actually grabbed him by the throat when I was a teenager and threatened so slice out his heart with a carving knife and feed it to him bit by bit if he ever put another finger on my mother. My dad was a no good womanizing drunken wife beater and the best day of my life was when he took a massive heart attack watching tv and dropped dead.
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No. Both of my parents are dead but I wouldn't have slapped either one for a million times a million bucks.
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Yes indeed I would. It would have to be my dad because he won't hit me back and then I can explain about the money. He'll forgive me, mom would beat the crap outta me.
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I'd slap the crap out of both of them for half that! +5
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No. A million times no.
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any day
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This would hurt me more than it would him,but I would have to...;
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sure would, wouldnt think twice about it
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Depends which one.
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How about if I just promise to flush their ashes down the toilet, would that work?
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Yes.
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Hell yeah! Back hand...I'd make it up to 'em.
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No, Not even for a Government bail-out!
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Sure. I'll slap my Dad. But he's dead, so his corpse won't mind. But if I could, I'd send him a Godsmack. God knows he's sent them to me since he left.
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No, money doesn't mean that much to me. My parents, both of whom had real problems, were far from kind to me, but they were my Parents.
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a 'tap' sort of slap, yes i would and split the money with them, i couldn't do it hard though!!!
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i;d kill BOTH my parents for half that
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not too hard, and with the proper explanation and half of the money going to them.
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Yeah, course
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Is there a limit to the millions offered...?
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I did it before. I can do it again
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I'd slap my dad for free. But if you want to pay me... sure.
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Sure! SLAP THEM HIGH-FIVE!
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i could never slap my mom...even for a million bucks. +2
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No. I really dont think I could.
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i couldn't do it.i can't believe it but i couldn't.
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yes, yes i would. without hesitation and hope that if the offer was reversed they would slap me!
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Yeah sure. Pretty sure they'd let me too if I gave them some of the money, haha
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No way. They'd slap me first.
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No
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Yeah, definitely!! Neither of them would care if it meant I could pay off their mortgage for them and send them for a couple of weeks in the Maldives with part of the money. If I didn't do it, they would probably slap me for not doing it anyway ;)
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Yes, then explain afterwards and give them some cash. They would understand.
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show me da money, i'm there!
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Absolutely not... unless they agreed to split the money! Hahaha!
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of course. For a million bucks I would put one of them in the hospital. They would probably be down with it
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in a heartbeat ... bc that would mean that they were raised back to life from the dead and I'd pay a million bucks to see that
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absolutely not...don't want to die young! loll +5
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yes,then I'd give them a cut of the money.
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I would never do such a thing.
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Sure, i'd even throw in a few free ones :)
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Abso-fuckin-lutely.
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No I would not.
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Yeah, they would want me to!
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Bitch slap the hell out of 'em. Then I'd give them each 1/4 of it. They would kill me if I said I wouldn't. They are practical people.
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haha i've done it for free. my mom slapped me and i slapped her backk and she was like ":-O! who do you think you are!?" and i was all like "who the fuck do you think you are? just cuz u birthed me dont mean you can slap mee!" chyeahhh :]
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I am BEYOND certain they would agree to let me do this for a million bucks. And of course we'd go splitsies on the cash. What about brothers? :P
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Oh yeah. Today in particular, for a lot less. +5
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hey if it's just between us i'll do it right now for free =)
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no i will not for the money. unless if one of them is sick in the head of sexually harrassing me then yes.
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No!!!! I cannot take that million with me to the after life,and i beleive that getting it in such a disrespectful manner would forever haunt me +5
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well im a foster child my dad slaped me one time so hard i was dizzy no lie and why because i refused to sleep on a bed that my brother pissed on he got to sleep in my bed with my sister and dad that night and haha for them he just so happend to piss the bed but i still had to sleep in that bed so yea id slap my dad but the million would be a bonus for me i have good parents that do well for me now
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Yes, and I think they'd understand when I went half and half with them on the money.
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i would do it to my mom... i would do it for free..... but u gonna understand why through
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You could give me a hundred million, but I couldn't because they are both deceased. If they were alive, I would slap them, and then give them half the million. I'm sure they would immediately forgive me for half a million dollars!
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Never!!! My Parents were very loving and I was lucky to grow up in a loving home. No amount of money would be worth hurting either one of my Parents who are now both in Heaven.
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